Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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Comments (171)
BoingaBoinga 7
Seriously? Fyl because your boyfriend heard you fart? Come on.
marissamay25 3
Done that before with my boyfriend. It's embarrassing but he laughed so hard.
superkamiguru 1
i hate when ppl are like he shouldnt laugh. farts are funny and embarrassing. Why b silent jus laugh it off. We all do it
biggestfan23 11
He laughed about it boo hoo give me a break
QMoneyMaker723 0
At least he's laughing ad not being disgusted by it
maryam8869 7
its very good that he just laughed .. the best reaction .. now u are not in questioning any more :p
loserman67 36
First of all, too generic: "You let one slip" A: Queef or Fart? B: Wet or dry? C: Super smelly or only mildy aromatic? D: Loud, squeeker or SBD You women have to learn the art of the Dutch Oven
eoah 5
He did it with style tho fool
22jrdn55 15
#46, My theory is that she meant: a) a fart, she's a girl so she probably knows the difference between the two. b) obviously dry, cause if it were a wet one, she would've shat herself (diarrhea + foul smell). c) the fact that he laughed implies that it was a odorless fart, otherwise, he wouldn't have stayed in the same room as her and we've ran away with disgust. d) (SBD refer to point 'C'), loud farts are funny, squeekers are hilarious. the fact he was quit about implies it was a loud one not a squeeker. Ergo, my theory is that it was a loud, dry, odorless fart.
shoopd 19
The great Sherlock Holmes solves yet another mystery plaguing humanity!
TinyGiant 4
So you, I assume, are having sex with this fella but are embarassed to fart in front of him? I say FYL, but simply because you desperately need to grow up
nowais 0
O_O girls fart ?
flockz 20
sorry i forgot it was cliff. i just saw that ramp and floored it. and no one would of died, quit over reacting. that river 300 feet down or so had enough water for us to land safely. all the broken tree branches would of also cushioned our landing.