Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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Comments (171)
GoW_Chick 15
You know he's going to mess with you about it every single time you're in bed now, because guys can't help but badger you with jokes when you do something that isn't lady like.
Andocagle24 0
Good job dip shit
zoe106 0
congrats hes a keeper!! people fart sometimes for gods sake x
love_me_electric 20
Sharing a bed doesn't even necessarily mean they're having sex. When I first started dating my boyfriend we would sleep in the same bed even though we weren't having sex yet. Hell, I've slept in a bed with a near stranger before because I was drunk and needed a place to stay.
lantern 6
At least he laughed as opposed to being disgusted by it
wallygolf 3
Thats awesome. Its a natural bodily function. Too many people are ashamed of tooting. I say let the wind howl!
deprived13 3
Tell him the furby did it
GoW_Chick 15
Wow I have not heard a reference toward a furby in years, those things were awesome in their time.
zephyrum 0
U didn't fart, u tooted :3
Daederoth 10
BS girls don't fart.
kaykay20 0
It's natural and bad for your body to hold them in so just remember to say excuse me after and maybe laugh along with him.