Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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Comments (171)
bassmaestro 10
That's not even that bad...
KiddNYC1O 22
"Wh.. what the hell was that?"
ALpein 0
As one of the nun's, I can say we were in safe hands.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
*FACEPALM*
soldierman247 3
i would have laughed too its not that bad its a bodily function get over it
Ray_of_midnight 23
You destroyed his illusion. Up till then, he was probably thinking that women don't poop. seriously, we're all human. we stink. everyone gets over it, and if they don't, they're immature.
Cathaholic 9
I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't laughing at her reaction as much as anything else. Just imagine, there you are holding your girl... She lets the trumpets blare and suddenly she freezes. She doesn't breathe, is stiffer than a board, and you can almost hear her wondering if you heard her. Now that's some good natural comedy.
Kotargnskit 4
I don't understand this. Women don't excrete waste or make any non-pleasant smells ever.
constantine91 0
What...?
Snafuusmc 12
Wow ok everyone farts why are you making a big deal? When my girlfriend farts I find that as a challenge and fart louder. I guess farting isn't funny as you think it is.
LolUnlucky 12
They were sleeping in the same bed because her boyfriend was scared of the dark.