Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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Comments (171)
Smurfy23 0
That must suck! I have had that happen to me except I was throwig a shoe to get a ball off of a ledge thing in my house
JadeWalker 14
Oh come on u shouldn't be ashamed of that. u should feel comfortable in ur relationship. my bf and and i let them slip freely, its great not having to worry bout that and it makes us both laugh hahaha :)
SF49ERS 0
Hahaha... My girl does it all the time.
thewife5 19
You're all gross.. It's not about immaturity, it's about manners. I've been married 13 years and probably only heard 5-6 farts out of my husband. That's what the bathroom is for.
troublegum 21
Yes i really belive the fact that every time you need to let one go in the middle of the night you get up and go to the bathroom just to do it. If that was me i would may aswell sleep in the bathroom.
viperxcity 0
Lawl
lovelife9 12
Lol it's fineee. I started farting in front of my boyfriend within 2 months. Weve been going out for almost 6 months now
Dc040583 6
This is hilarious. But then, laughter always is. :)
insanelyXnikki 18
Hehe, at least he didn't get all grossed out about it!
Cathaholic 9
Does anyone else wonder if people are taking #6 too seriously? Something about the 0: suggests sarcasm to me. Yeah, it is not incredibly funny if it is sarcasm but really not deserving the over antagonistic response. ps. I am further inspired to consider it sarcasm considering the nature of posts on this site.
franciscovegas 3
what were you doing in bed with him? was it ur first time in bed with a boy?