Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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TheMaster15 10
Squeeze the cheeks next time ;)
kbtoyz69 9
in a Beavis voice "Are you threatnin me?"
McAninch35 9
In my voice: Stop.
kbtoyz69 9
In Jesus's voice: "Go thy way"
Jakesterk96 8
It's not really an FML if he laughed.
Troll_spray 6
Op should have given him a dutch oven, see if he was going to laugh at that. Lol
nicole86 8
Sometimes squeezing your butt cheeks together only works so well... At least OP didn't say it smelt horrible too..
fymother 13
1 - that is the EPICest profile pic ever!
iMagzzzy 0
I can't stop laughing at your profile picture.
KVKdragon 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Some bf you have. He should be mature enough to not laugh like a little kid over something like this. Tell him to man up and get over it.
Kraft92 8
Way to be a prude douche.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Farts are funny, you need to lighten up. :)
pancakerocks 1
not the quiet smelly ones.
shadexilmaendu 4
Anyone who doesn't think farts are funny, watch the episode of Sarah Silverman where her friends leave a "bomb" in a cop car xD
mancool124 4
lol u wrote 24 fmls
hemz_fml 13
Let me guess, if you girlfriend ate the last of the cereal you'd "dump her ass" too huh?
Justforlolz 14
Absolute bullshit #2. You know damn well you giggle like a little girl everytime someone "cuts the cheese". Which quickly turns to retching when you realize just how bad it smells. Lighten up. "Let loose".
fuzz97 23
It's not a death in the family, you ass. It's just a fart. Get over it.
ThatOneCanadian 0
2- were you abused as a child?
MinaSarinaxx 3
I don't know farts can be pretty funny
Horcruxer 0
I assumed it was, "I love you." Not a fart but I guess that's what I assume a girl means when they say that.
KVKdragon 26
Weird. Never really expected so many negative comments or thumbs down. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
anzie_fml 9
56- I have 41... I felt like such a loser that I posted one about it. And now there are 42...
shadexilmaendu 4
Alright, someone wanna explain why my comment was hidden when *all* I did was provide information about a humorous television program? Honestly children.
countryrose92 23
Or maybe if she is going to be comfortable enough to sleep in the same bed as her boyfriend then she should be comfortable enough to accidentally let one rip. it's a fart, so what? I say she has seven points, lets see if he can top it. Lol. Laughing at a fart is fine, especially if its the first one she ever let rip, obviously he isn't upset about it so op shouldn't be upset either. (Oh goodness, I can't show my boyfriend that I am human and I have bodily functions...) Grow up plz?
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
J3R3MYY 14
Always blame the dog... Thats if u have one,
ICATiger 13
If you don't blame the cat!
flockz 20
or blame the stapler in the corner.
chuymac 3
If its just me and another person, I always blame the other person. Works 99% of the time
itsame0987 18
Blame a nearby frog or a duck. That always works
LaughinStock 16
Nah my dad always blamed it on a little rat on a motorcycle ( it sounds better in Spanish).
fighterofwar 5
Blame it on the Mexicans!
nicole86 8
I've totally done that before & had the other person apologizing to me for it! Haha
psycho9631 1
damn Alabama barking spiders
countryrose92 23
We always blame those damn barking spiders that are notorious for living all over houses and never being seen. ;)
Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
bbabygirl7337 1
That's what my husband would say!!!! He always wins!!!
mwrc8man94 1
You should have given him a Dutch oven
j_cat187 20
I would laugh too. Silence followed buy an ulber loud fart
akallaan 7
Dutch oven him until he stops laughing!!! MWUHAHAHA. :P
pancakerocks 1
maybe the live together.
ICATiger 13
Maybe you farted laughing gas??
J3R3MYY 14
I thought women didnt fart?!?!
SamLiveFree_77 9
Haa You're joking right?
J3R3MYY 14
Was I? O.o
flockz 20
were you?
lolandstuff 8
We fart rainbows & poop butterflies.
afunnyterdcody 5
That's what I always thought y'all did
J3R3MYY 14
Thats what I thought 59.
OhLohd111 11
59- if that were true, I think the world would end with butterfly overpopulation and an explosion of the sun from too many colors.
franciscovegas 3
how do you know if it's a woman?
insanelyXnikki 18
Because it says it next to OP's username.