Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
FrozenSoliid 0
at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.
Grangoire 0
All I can say is; "Get a grip".
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Comments (91)
FrozenSoliid 0
at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.
txgirl09 5
fair point, though I too work out without shoes, it makes it easier to go back and forth from weights to yoga to cardio so I don't have any rest time in between. And no I'm not stupidly running around 24 hr fitness without shoes. I use the always empty apartment gym.
Intoxicunt 6
Strawberry shortcake!
ps592 0
hahaha ;)
ExplodingToaster 6
Relevant how?
Kronic_Kitten 0
Next time you see him working out do the same thing......when he drops the weights on his face laugh at him really hard!
ILIEKGIRLS 5
OWNED LOL.
Gahhreg 0
FAKE if she really dropped weights on her face, the last thing she'd be doing is going on fml about it "Honey! Come 'On, we really need to get you to the emergency room!" "Be right there babe!! Let me just post this to fmylife.com! Maybe this time I'll get accepted!"
iamthestig 0
You know, there is a slight possibility she posted the FML a while after this actually happened?
BeeSkwaird 0
Or that they weren't very big weights. Still, the bf doesn't really think through things, does he? Why would it not occur to him that this might happen? Hey, OP, I think you and the idiot need to have a talk about your future.
TC1_fml 0
I'd say the nick "20lbknockout" solves the question of how heavy they were pretty good...
blal 0
yeah, um, about how "today" is automatically added to the beginning of EVERY POST. id be surprised if even a tiny fraction on fmls happened the day they were posted.
Grangoire 0
All I can say is; "Get a grip".
ROLLSROYCE 0
oh well ur a girl it was likely a small weight
Inked2009 0
Igorant comment
TakeItEasyPeople 0
or a joke. one or the other.
LilaBear 2
I know a guy who did that. He has a scar on his cheek now.
fforw 0
Unless you required more serious facial surgery, consider yourself lucky.. I had a friend in school whose stingy father bought second hand equipment which was a bit rusty after all and one barbell holder broke off and smashed his face so badly that he needed new teeth and a metal plate etc.. They did a good job, but still he never looked the way he did before..
somefacts 0
No she was not lucky, just this case was much more unlucky.
nihilanth 0
YDI, Now you look like Choko in the goonies