Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Unless the driver had Allstate, i'd argue otherwise.
riptor911 10
my gf has done that once before, but ur bf was being nice, i laughed so loudly lol.
SRabbit 11
Are you still in the honeymoon stage of the relationship? If not there isn't a reason why you shouldn't do that in front of him. You should be comfortable around each other. It's not like it's the one thing that'll keep him from loving you. Plus he laughed and didn't get disgusted, seems like he wouldn't mind. Let 'Er Rip. :)
Epichearts 2
I would love to have the kind of relationship where we can fart around each other. Its not gross unless its a stinky one, which not all are
Breezy4sheezy 2
Next time, really test out your love. Sit in his chest and rip a huge one. If he laughs at that, then you know it's true live and you don't have to suffer hold farts anymore.
LoganBurrito 6
30- I love you
chels1994 11
At least he had good humor about it (:
Ulia_ 3
oh dear, i simply sence the immaturity...
wriptidez 0
he farts too
Marom 3
My Girlfriend did it once too. I died that night of laughter! I think it's really funny if your Gf let one rip. You don't need to be ashamed of it! (but don't do it regularly like a man)