Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Michaela 10
I can just imagine him saying "Are you challenging me?".
pancakerocks 1
Tell him it wasnt you..
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Comments (171)
hateevryone 15
at least he didn't call you any names
520kzk 2
I feel like you just comment on every FML posted. The comments are normally useless and make me shake my head in disappointment and they are always given thumbs down. Please stop it's painful to see.
DarkJediLove 19
if he's laughing that probably means he is plotting revenge!
maunaimer 6
Thanks OP, your post made me laugh!!
SmittyJA24 26
If reply #30 is the case, she certainly wouldn't need to be anxiety-ridden over one of her own farts.
iLIKEbananas3 0
shoulda blamed it on the bed
Jenchixo 1
Aww damn I wouldve purposely burp louder then the fart. O.o it will work!:D
alwaysYOURfault 2
At least he laughed and didn't get grossed out or ask you to leave. Don't be so embarrassed! It's natural :)
MelTheGreat 23
I'm a 20 year old girl and I think farts are hilarious.
Mkbitch 2
Did you pretend you were asleep to avoid the look on his face?
tonygar 17
Hey, he laughed, he's a keeper!