Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Messed up
Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Special case
Today, and every time I meet a new therapist for support, I’m told that my issues are out of their scope of practice, and I get referred to someone who’s supposed to more experienced, and then get told the same thing. I’m too fucked up to even get the therapy I need to get better. FML
Transference
Today, my psychiatrist of 6 years suddenly and out of nowhere told me I need to see someone else. She gave me the equivalent of the "it's not you, it's me" speech. Actually her assistant told me via email. I basically got broken up with by someone I was paying a lot of money to talk to. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Next!
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
Breakups are hard
Today, and for the last three months, I’ve felt super incompatible with my therapist, but I don’t know how to fire her. FML
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drawmesunshine 17
And how does that make you feel?
awsome13 10
So get your money back
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Comments (195)
goingsolo211 8
I'm sorry, op. that therapist was probably just being a jerk.
kbtoyz69 9
ops like "Sit down, shut up, cuz i'm a caraazyyy!!!!" I'm not ready for your level of instability.
Grimmerie 31
Not necessarily, 1. If that therapist truly isn't qualified, why waste OP's time, trust and money, rather than just admitting it? On that note many therapists can help in a search to find the next step in self-help.
ForeverUnemplyed 0
Therapists don't help for shit! Just saying from my own experience atleast.
Thatoneguy021 0
HA ironic that your therapist tells you youre instable, like he/she is any more sane than you are...
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
You should have gone to see DocBastard!
mancool124 4
i thaught it said the rapist i thaught it was your rapist :/ i have school tomorrow its 12am
Norbitronics 0
70- I'll take "The Rapist," for $1000 Trebeck.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I agree with #1. Then again... Every therapist I've encountered is an asshole... Or seem like it 'cause they talk to you in a way that makes you want to slap them silly. Anyway, OP, don't let that get you down. I'm sure you're not that crazy c:
wisese 0
22 is right. Not all therapists have the exact same training. Hopefully, somebody out there can help OP. It's not helpful at all if an unqualified therapist tries to help a patient they are unable to help.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's a ****** bitch finding a good therapist. You absolutely have to be compatible with them personality-wise if you really want to get something done. Unfortunately, it's mostly a game of hit and miss, trial and error. That can take up a lot of time and resources. Perhaps the best way to find someone you might like is to be referred by someone you know who is satisfied with their experience. To those of you who need therapy - do all the research you possibly can, and do everything you possibly can to find a GOOD therapist before denouncing therapy all together. It is most definitely worth it, if you're working with the right person.
The_Plagiarizer 4
Or maybe he was qualified enough? Haha sucks for you, op.
rin142 12
The therapist most likely meant that OP would have to move on to a Psychiatrist for help.
WaylonD 4
Penis wrinkles
peece 0
Second :P
awsome13 10
So get your money back
ForeverUnemplyed 0
I'm srry MrMisfit but I've read all your other comments on this site and they have all been very stupid so please just delete your account. No need to thank me in the sudden realization I have just given you. Just send the money in the mail. Have a nice day! :D
awsome13 10
Only half the comments have periods, and I'm lazy so go away
ForeverUnemplyed 0
Is that what YOU do for fun?
Horcruxer 0
And he gets the thumbs up, guess they have been stupid.
ALpein 0
MrMisfit, I... I don't understand why you comment with such nonsense. The original commenter forgot their period. That's not a 'grammatical abortion' but you do seem to have verbal diarrhea.
ALpein 0
I understood the period joke. It was kind of clever. What was an unneeded add-on was the 'gramatical abortion' line. That was my whole point (and everyone else's) to begin with.
Horcruxer 0
Where're the comments?
datoismyname 22
Aww I'm sorry dude.
ForeverUnemplyed 0
Op did you happen to say something like "I take the "THE" out of PSYCHOTHERAPIST!!!" ?????
ForeverUnemplyed 0
Was that sarcasm?
_Oblivion_ 12
Use some originality and say "I switch the "PSYCHO" and "THE" in PSYCHOTHERAPIST"
VoteForTaco 8
41- HAHAHA PSYCORAPIST!!!! XD
ICATiger 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
TheRapist told you he could'nt handle you???
ForeverUnemplyed 0
TheRapist would always ask me about my younger siblings
ICATiger 13
TheRapist always asks me about how the local preist is doing the next confession
ForeverUnemplyed 0
He also asks me if I'm wearing underwear
ICATiger 13
During confession he wanted to know about my recent sexual experiences. In Detail
ForeverUnemplyed 0
During my confession he asked me if I have ever partaken in gay sex and if so explain in detail along with illustrations
iDaniel525 8
TheRapist kindly asked me to take my speedo-jammers off.
ICATiger 13
TheRapist tells me i'm sexy and pats my butt. Every. *******. Day.
iDaniel525 8
TheRapist tells me that I shouldn't feel uncomfortable around him. That he's there to help. That he is there to make me feel better, and to let him inside..so he can understand me.
The_Troller 14
TheRapist always asks me if I'm a boy or a girl. Oh wait, that's professor Oak.
The_Troller 14
TheRapist told me th... Ahh **** it this is getting old.
ICATiger 13
TheRapist keeps thumbing me down...
mwrc8man94 1
Wow you must be extra Lawrys
J3R3MYY 14
Next stop, insane asylum!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Ahhhhh, fun times. Right guys? Right?
KiddNYC1O 22
I can't wait to meet Scarecrow.
The_Troller 14
Isn't "insane asylum" kind of redundant? I mean what other kind of asylum is there?
TheDrifter 24
Asylum is also the term used for sheltering refugees. Political refugees come to a country and ask for asylum. It doesn't mean they need to be committed, usually, thus the term "insane asylum".
The_Troller 14
Ohhh... Derp.
GoW_Chick 15
You can also ask for asylum in some churches still so there are many different kinds of ways of using the word.
cosmosis 12
Could also ship him off to the funny farm or the looney bin
The_Troller 14
Retard ranch?
bananabuttercup 8
There are no insane asylums anymore.
drawmesunshine 17
And how does that make you feel?
TheMaster15 10
My guess would be: crazy.
madskittlesftw 5
Thank you dr. Phil!
zombicidal 11
are you Charles Manson crazy or something
ForeverUnemplyed 0
No OP is just Mel Gibson crazy.
mama2b3 20
op thinks they are a pixie...
The_Plagiarizer 4
More like Charlie Sheen
MrHankie1999 0
You're so special the people with licenses can't help you! I think it's time for a sexy party!
PeteyPablo12308 20
What the **** are you talking about?!?