Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
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Top comments
hoopfrog 14
Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah
inner_peace 19
One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.
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Comments (197)
hoopfrog 14
Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah
asnakelovinbabe 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I didn't even know it made people gag... But if I heard weird noises coming from a bedroom I would not barge in under any circumstances.
hufflepuffle 13
Such an innocent child.
HanBroman 20
she deserves it for letting herself in! she knew her sister was in there, she should have waited for a response.
tj4234 36
OP is a man...
yewanchor 7
That must've really sucked.
dabears1011234 27
Always...
meggieeeee92 27
After reading the first sentence about her gagging, my first thought was she was giving a BJ.
s3kShUn47 20
Same here 59. Such a dirty mind that when I hear "gag" instead of "choking" I think BJ
badluckalex 23
25 & 28 - Op didnt know his sister was giving her boyfriend a *******
soulreaper12296 28
You obliviously have an untainted mind.
sorahearts_fml 10
She's a ho. HO!!!!
BSnapZ 21
#112 "obliviously", even?
Nicholas12 15
28 she did hear a response she heard a gasp
Garrison21 11
I would have kicked his ass if that was my sister
ShariG2010 8
Lol I thought the same #59
brivielle 15
#25 If you're a guy then u definitly have a small one
Kyle1dc 17
She definitely choked on the embarrassment.
Ninja0718 8
That pun tho
penguin2000 2
Choking on some dick
imsorryhun 4
If you do it right it does.
imsorryhun 4
Grrr, c**k blocking brothers...
inner_peace 19
One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.
simplysarcastics 26
Morning breakfast with the fam will be awkward... A memory wipe device will be well needed.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Or brain bleach
Leodak 16
Most awkward eye contact ever.
DomiLove 26
Eye contact wouldn't last that long, OP, if he's like my older brother, would beat the boyfriends butt xD
mentallizzard 19
It could have been more awkward. The boyfriend could have finished right when he opened the door.
Kyle1dc 17
#94^ OP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! Sis: (gurgles)
Nexoux 18
I don't have a sister, but I can imagine the awkwardness of that.
triplebeerox 27
I'm sure that was a traumatic sight. I give you props though for being a concerned brother and trying to look out for your sister.
Ki11erC 18
Unless they have removed it from the app it doesn't state gender on this one.
kristadoodle 8
look at the upper left corner #189, oop it does say gender :p
alyoopz 10
What a "sucky" situation. Won't bother her again...
Cortezthe1st 23
That pun sucks.
alyoopz 10
Yea yea you suck :)
Godsofdracos 15
Personal attacks because you decided to be 'that guy' and use the second most hated pun on FML and he pointed out.
Smeelover27 15
Yeah, she really blew it, didn't she?
Compgeek1996 5
45 so what's the first most hated?
LexiDaBae 17
I bet its the "shitty" situation one.
Godsofdracos 15
No sucky is a derivative of shitty situation.
mom_of_5 10
Was she all choked up over your concern?
onlychildFTW 34
Oh she was certainly choked up about something.
brandoneyez1 25
Well, she was choking And gasping. I'm not sure which you rather.
GirlGamer12345 22
OP probably would like their sister to just not be choking or gasping. If I walked in on that I would cry and prefer neither as well.
MandyMeow_fml 18
That's a sight you're going to take to the grave. I would wait for an actual response next time before entering her room.
interesting33 37
well if OP thought she was throwing up then his sister would not let him in until she'd hidden the evidence so I can understand OP wanting to catch her in the act.
RedPillSucks 33
If it was me it would be the boyfriends grave I'd take that vision to.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Why would she choose to throw up in her bedroom and not the bathroom? And even if she had bulimia I don't think that would be the best way to confront her about it.
interesting33 37
True about her maybe throwing up in the bathroom but I can still understand OP being concerned. People would deal with it in different ways. Maybe confronting her is not the best thing but if she did have an eating disorder then she would need help and support and that cannot be given if family members don't know. On the other hand, I wouldn't recommending reading diaries or anything. Though all this is just my opinion which might change with experience/time/life etc. :)
AH1Zviper 15
It said that OP has heard about bulimia recently, not that her sister was known for doing it. She went in based on a assumption.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
Its good that you were concerned about her health. And by caring u did not deserve to go through something that disturbing
girI 20
No good deed goes unpunished...