Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Akkuze 9
Couple of things... OP is from UK, as others have stated, unless a device is hands free it is against the law to use it whilst driving. You must pull to a safe place and stop to make/take a call or you are breaking the law. With regard to horn use, from UK highway code - The horn. Use only while your vehicle is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence. Never sound your horn aggressively. You MUST NOT use your horn while stationary on the road when driving in a built-up area between the hours of 11.30 pm and 7.00 am except when another road user poses a danger. Note the last line. Based on laws in the UK, which are quite clear that using a phone whilst driving is dangerous, that appears to be an acceptable exception.
matador21 2
LMAO... Your own stupidity
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
269- You're* pretty much retarded.
fading09 4
That's what happens when you play stupid games.
Robbogas 2
Proves your point, the bitch should have the book thrown at her ! Hope your insurance is valid btw
Bacontree 14
That is exactly why you shouldn't honk at people unless it is absolutely neccesary. I hate people who phone while driving as much as you do, but you could have known that the situation might become even more dangerous if you do something that frightens her.
Sanch101 7
What happens if something occurs which is not an everyday driving occurance if something such as an something which often happens on the roads (someone sounds a horn whilst driving, not necessarily at her but nearby) shocks her to the point of crashing into someone? Essentially she was a danger to other drivers which has been amply proven.
Neatfellen 0
307 ur missing the point that what ur talking about would have been necessary honks for emergencies. his was not therefore he caused a distraction to not only the cell phone user but everyone else in ear shot. where as she could have only caused one accident he could have caused many more
ludzidocelowych 4
Not everyone is dangerous on a cell phone you ******* loser.
Sanch101 7
In the UK it is illegal and it has been proven that there is a fourfold more chance of having an accident when using a mobile. So yes they are loser.
ludzidocelowych 4
So just because it's illegal and frowned upon, suddenly everyone is dangerous? I can drive a semi while talking on the phone, I had to for my job, but then again, I'm not a ******* moron
Sanch101 7
If you do it in the UK then yes you are a "******* moron". In fact considering the evidence to the contrary anyone who drives using a cell and claims they are safe (the same mentality as the I'm ok to drive after a few drinks even if others aren't) is a "******* moron".
False_Stupidity 42
You have anger problems and now a damaged car. I hate people who talk on the phone while driving too.
jp_quiggle 3
If she was following the laws and safety regulations then I have absolutely no problem with it. It's because of assholeslike you that they are trying to ban this. What if you ha to make an important call in the future when you were driving, but you can't because it'll be illegal.
charvisioku 22
It IS illegal though...
Akkuze 9
If I had to make an important call, whilst I was driving, I would pull over, stop, and make the phone call. As the law requires... Rather than making a call whilst driving and potentially becoming the reason that an emergency call then has to be made...
Neatfellen 0
360 - it isnt illegal everywhere u idiot. it isnt here in wisconsin. and u just sound like some person on a high horse who judges everyone with all ur "whilst"s in all ur comments get over urself and talk like a normal person
Akkuze 9
If by "normal person" you mean ruining the English language by writing "ur" instead of "your" or "you're" (presumably because you haven't got a clue which one to use so you cover your ineptitude by writing "ur" and expecting the reader to insert the correct version) then no, I will not talk like a "normal person". Also, the FML is from the UK and my comments are based on the facts that being in the UK brings to it (namely that it IS ILLEGAL). Idiot...
ShaneC39 2
I'm driving while writing this comment. Mind your own business ****!