Today, after eating some fire noodles the day before, I took a nice long poop in my school's bathroom, only to find out there was no toilet paper left in any of the stalls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
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Top comments
ekk100 8
Am I seriously the only person who automatically checks the toilet paper situation before I even sit down? This type of story seems to happen way too often.
RichardPencil 32
Just as well. The paper would have burst into flames on contact with your incendiary poo.
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Comments (7)
ekk100 8
Am I seriously the only person who automatically checks the toilet paper situation before I even sit down? This type of story seems to happen way too often.
ODBeefalo 10
it's weird, right... I have literally checked and had to grab from the wall units by the sink beforehand. or gone to another washroom. but never been caught completely without, including the toilet paper calamity at the start of covid... and people out there daily, complaining about no tp.
tiptoppc 21
I think it depends on the urge, the force of it, and whether it’s about to go Krakatoa on your ass.
TwoBytesCarley 27
This is quite literally THE reason I keep a small package of kleenex in my purse at all times. Never know when you need to run to a washroom only to find no TP.
RichardPencil 32
Just as well. The paper would have burst into flames on contact with your incendiary poo.
cuz803 46
And this is why you keep your own toilet paper rolls with you in school.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait... I'm always out of the loop. Are fire noodles a dish, or a description?
JackWood 21
Guess you went commando the rest of the day.
EpicOracle 24
we wash our butts with water after going in Africa