Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Comments (469)
lacrossebrah13 8
You're an asshole.
afropuffjake 9
Of all people to honk at, someone on their phone. Not a drunk driver, not a reckless driver, but a talker. You did it because you despise would-be killers, not because you know anyone directly affected by it. Well it could be worse I suppose, you could have killed someone.
tobin22 9
Oh my i laughed so hard at this i can imagine it. Op being like a big fat depressed driver being mad and the new young teen driver bobblin her phone in the air and then swerving into the ops car.
NickComo 4
That's what you get for being such a ******* idiot. Any idiot can talk on the phone and drive perfectly fine
Imoverit123 0
My sister did that. Lol
devore504 7
You and them are to stupid to drive
XxAlex69xX 0
Karma's a bitch
Drizzelhell 3
You are no better than her. Keep your eyes on the road, you could cause a wreak just as well.
TheHeavyOne 15
That's on you, you stupid ****!
NashyzzleTheN 10
Shoulda left her alone. If she wasn't causing problems for other drivers then what's the big deal!
Sanch101 7
Utilising that logic you could say that person who has had a few drinks isn't that drunk and doesn't cause a problem why not let them drive?