Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Comments (469)
hornyrabbit12 8
Awkward
dakota1983 1
What would you done if you killed her by your stupid driving decisions !?!? Maybe learn to mind your own business and let the law do their jobs!
jptyler 8
If you are going to go that far - anyone who drives any vehicle are would be murderers. Talking on phone while driving is obviously more of a distraction to other drivers than the actual person doing. YDI
quontag 15
Ydi. You might be too dumb to handle it but some people can. Keep your eyes on the road and stop being such an a-hole.
misshighjinks 5
What you did was stupid but I understand where you were coming from.
jptyler 8
How is talking on the phone a distraction? It's not like it was a video chat
JimmyDn2000 12
Why were you paying attention to her when when you should have been paying attention to the road yourself. Sure texting and driving is bad, but ya know what? Road raging idiots who act like asinine fools cause far more accidents.
DanJ3250 3
Maybe you should have not worried about what they were doing and minded your own business and went on down the road. Instead of sticking your nose into there business and causing more trouble then there was in the first place.
Jamialia 5
you are such a dumb ****
katie_did16 3
I sure hope your car insurance has a low dumb ass deductible.