Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
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quickit 24
Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.
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ComoEsJuan 24
Just trying to get a McHandJob.
JadeWinter 16
Those damn young whipper snappers!
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Comments (109)
tzemmy 25
might ask what restaurant?
Pentium_4 27
judging by their username, McDonald's
quickit 24
I didn't think my FML would get posted. I'll explain this in further detail after it's been up for a while.
DomiLove 26
And I haven't seen any other restaurant with an indoor playground
xxjohndoexx9 10
Burger King has them sometimes
connorgrant98 24
The advertisement right below this FML is a mcdonalds ad.
man_eating_bunny 18
Not anymore #54
soulreaper12296 28
Some Burger Kings do.
zBLAKEz 23
The Taco Bell in my town has one.
fiveforfighting 26
Chick-fil-a has indoor playgrounds as well.
JadeWinter 16
Those damn young whipper snappers!
mollypop35 28
Oh my god I'm dying xD
DogeMan 14
This happens way to much with freshmen at our school I heard.... They need to grow up
Lasagnaa 24
When I used to work in a fast food restaurant, I had to make an older woman leave our restroom because she had her pants at her ankles and was using our hand dryer to dry off her pubes. Most horrifying thing I have witnessed in my life!!!
RA91 26
-___- that's just uncalled for!
jbombdighetty 11
yeah.
bethrh 49
Who would think that was even remotely a good idea?
Morning_fml 22
Apparently those horny teenagers did.
cmchappy 25
It's called a ball pool for a reason
Googolman 29
I hope they were planning on washing their hands before eating.
Fishin_for_Coins 7
I doubt it.
xxjohndoexx9 10
Op just neglected to mention that they're the burger and fry cooks ?
DJviper_fml 5
hi, I'd like some pu$$y juice covered fries...
tinyrosie 21
that's a lovely mental image.
ElatedEarthling 15
I'd much rather use my greasy french fry fingers to my advantage in horny teenage foreplay. Just sayin.
Snake1105 20
How old were they
bethrh 49
Teens
IvyRizzzzoli 25
Who cares they were messing around in a ******* kid area
ComoEsJuan 24
Just trying to get a McHandJob.
kangx1 28
You sir deserve first comment
bitchthankyou 4
It might not have been McDonald's, maybe they were leading up to a BK BJ
Classy_Sassy_15 15
#8 great pun!!!
m1e0l 12
Bleach everything . Who knows what they touched afterword. Ew
bethrh 49
afterwards*
R2Y2 22
Yeah guys, lets bleach a kids area /sarcasm
ElementaryEdGuy 18
32: It's pretty standard to bleach things that children play with to disinfect them. There's a certain ratio of bleach to gallons of water that I'm too lazy to look up.
brrarm 17
#32 and #39: 10% bleach (1:9 ratio) that is. And besides being used for disinfecting things children play with, it's also standard wide purpose disinfectant, such as in labs etc.
ghosthuggers 4
Seriously? It's two damn letters. Let it the **** go!
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm shocked 10 got down voted. What do we all suggest, just to leave whatever bodily fluids are in there for all the little kids to play in? Eww. Yes, please op, tell me they thoroughly disinfected everything.
Toodle_doo 15
You might not be lovin it but they sure are!!
painlessmind 11
I agree you life sucks reason being you have to work at a fast food place.
quickit 24
Not really. I'm just a high school student working part time bro.