Jack
Asheville, United States
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Yeoman
New Zealand
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
speed-dialing dr kevorkian
Two Rivers, United States
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
sorry :/
Monroe Township, United States
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Burden
India
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Bechara
Pakistan
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
asdf
United States
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Top comments
jcash52426 5
If you were complaining about bullshit stuff then your mom is supper funny. She was being sarcastic. Otherwise if your going through a rough time and you life really shit your mom should really be trying to help you or at least give you advise and words of encouragement
MdMan3 17
Your mom is hilarious
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Comments (15)
EvilLittleMan 23
Motivation to turn your s### into sunshine.
MdMan3 17
Your mom is hilarious
jcash52426 5
If you were complaining about bullshit stuff then your mom is supper funny. She was being sarcastic. Otherwise if your going through a rough time and you life really shit your mom should really be trying to help you or at least give you advise and words of encouragement
loserman67 36
You need a license to drive a car, you need a license to catch a fish, but any asshole can be a parent.
aGMAELSTR0M 10
I'm sorry you don't know how to accept an apology, OP.
anlong93 9
Some people are just lousy when to comes to comfort and apologies. That alone doesn't make for a bad parent. Whatever you're going through, OP, I hope your life gets better. Sometimes, we have to make our own sunshine.
sparkledoge 29
Thanks doctor, you have cured all the sad and depressed people in the world. How did therapists not think of that before ??
hoponpip 20
been there
panda900 9
Agree w anlong93 :) Wether sarcastic or not she was apologizing so take that, use it as fuel, make your own good times
usnwife 18
Was it just random, or were you going through something or complaining? Out of the blue if I wasn't upset I would be offended by that, otherwise I would have taken it exactly how she meant it, sometimes it is nice to not hear people try fix things and just recognize the fact that things are shit sometimes and it sucks.