Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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LemonStarship 5
Haha want some bananas?
jakeisawake 3
You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.
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Comments (154)
LemonStarship 5
Haha want some bananas?
fakeaccountX 6
There are millions of worse things they could think you're imitating.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^ "Are you orgasming in my class?" hoo hoo ha ha!
jewban 3
kids in my band class get kicked out for ****** noises at the end of songs. soo cashhh
dwyanewade21 0
you're an idiot
novair 5
boobs
FYLorYDIohno 12
bananas are yummy
darlinqqbella 0
haha (; sucks for you.
the_flirtt 0
atleast you don't laugh like a pig.
black_knight402 0
could have been worst, you could of got kicked out for laughing like a donkey...
Zya_fml 8
flirt, you should get a new dp...
killjimmy 0
If I were you I would have gone ape shit instead.
docscientist 10
At least they didn't think you were imitating a Palestinian.
alex1432 9
your pretty 87
docscientist 10
moderated huh. I didn't know stating reality was frowned upon.
bailes_o_hay 0
131 - you should see what they do if you try to ride the dog like a horsy
kimee21_fml 15
NBD
LOLatU87 0
please explain, I'm not from around here.
warpig182 0
What do you people even say?
luvyah 0
lol I have Noooo ideah
TexanDanny 2
ydi for bein a jew
MrRuffyboots 0
Stop playing with that banana Joseph!
howitsdone 0
I wish my school started in nivember
Tikwichka 5
I think it is more likely that OP had moved schools. The Israeli academic calendar is September to June or July.
dudeitsdanny 10
Also, all FMLs start with "today." Most probably don't happen when they're posted
xXDubbleChic 11
OR more likely he moved!
Person1233 13
YDI for masturbating in class and trying to cover it up with laughter.
MaCOOLiT 5
this is an example of a FAILED reply. FYL idiot.
boopityboppity 11
Cool it, MaCOOLiT. *Waves hand* This isn't the comment you're looking for. Your comment describes itself, not 7.
FootballFreak4 3
MaCOOLIT-0 Boopity-1
IWABO2_ 0
Lmao you only got kicked out of class and its a good story to tell. cheer up old chap.
bearslion21 0
IWABO is terible
sliimxshady 0
LOL
DrAwesome 6
Obviously the teacher saw that you were imitating a laughing monkey. Which, actually, isn't easy, so be proud of yourself.
amayaa_fml 7
Ahahahha wow. get a new one?
DocBastard 40
A new school? New teacher? New monkey? New laugh? Your response is inadequate.
LOLatU87 0
ahh yes but her picture is adequate
JerryCedar 2
But her butt is not...
nxnd1986 0
a new school
IWABO2_ 0
How did the reply fail?
boopityboppity 11
Ironically, you failed to hit "reply."
ImaginaryFoe 1
Let it go, boops. There's no convincing this one.