Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
Today, a body positivity influencer I greatly respected and admired suddenly died. When I tried to read about her death, all I found were thousands of comments fat-shaming and mocking her. I was crying so hard that people thought I'd had a death in the family, which I kind of did. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I was contacted from the great beyond by my mother on Facebook. So were most of my family. This occurred within 60 minutes of her passing. Scammers act fast and can even claim that six sons all posting about the death and reporting the account is a lie. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
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Top comments
Akitakat 31
Report it! People have no shame.
Sinshine 28
Well... people are donating for your funeral. Nobody better than giving a damn.
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Comments (17)
Akitakat 31
Report it! People have no shame.
Dave_Davington 34
Or at the very least, demand a cut in exchange for your silence.
ItchySasquatch 9
That's called fraud though isn't it lol
Sinshine 28
Well... people are donating for your funeral. Nobody better than giving a damn.
RichardPencil 32
You should be happy that news of your suicide drew a response of dollars and not “likes.”
Lobby_Bee 18
It means you are well liked enough for people to give a damn. Not the best way to prove it though.
Dave_Davington 34
I think it actually means whoever's supposedly paying for the funeral is well liked enough for people to give a damn. That's just me, though.
Glowworm56 27
This is so messed up.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
How is this a fml? That means ppl care for you.
Glowworm56 27
Yet they mistakenly think OP is dead because he committed suicide. False rumors stating that someone is dead are never good.
pjsr 33
My condolences. I know you must miss yourself terribly, but trust me, you’re in a better place. Could I have that watch you used to wear?
ohsnapword 21
Death becomes you.
SemperSermo 7
As long as you are getting a cut after it's done.
Hippo_Holiday 19
Man! Is that a great conversation starter or what?