Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
Debauchery7 17
Next time, (if he's into it) start licking his balls while he finishes up. Very sensitive pleasure spot and shows you do want to please him and are willing to put in the effort. Just make sure he returns the favor ;)
IcyMask 6
My gf can not finish me off with a bj or a hj, some guys can't finish like that. And she's really good at it.
iChompYa 18
don't worry about it op, I use to be the same way with my gf where I couldn't finish from a handjib or ******* just get your boyfriend to tell you what works and what doesn't
kay1dlover101 13
I gave head the first time last night ... It was a huge fail
middlenamefrank 8
It happens to the best of us. It takes time to get used to a new person's touch, and to learn what works well for the new person. Give it some time and patience, don't get critical or self-critical, and you'll be fine.
doodycakes 16
Don't take it personally. I don't really enjoy handies either.
sherbear86 21
cheer up OP may not be you, I've had my share of experience giving head and always finished the guy off fairly quick. that is until my most recent ex, could never finish him off head or hj. but next time try to see if he will tell you what he likes as you are doing it. also no one likes a dry handy
ourtneyc 14
practice makes perfect
vikky538 29
******** and hand job are the two jobs which does not specify the correct job description..
greeneyedx 23
Don't worry too much about it, OP. I had the same problem (kind of) when me and my boyfriend started dating. He was nervous, so it always took him HOURS to finish (I'm not exaggerating), so I needed his help getting him there. Your jaw and hands can only take so much! xD