Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
BooBooKittyF11 21
step up your game girl thats all i gotta say
yerawizardlizzy 27
It was her first time!! Give the girl a break!!
dragoongirl90 34
I've experienced this many times... Except it wasn't that I couldn't, (I've been called the best by everyone who gave it more than five seconds) they just didn't want it from me. It was indeed a precursor for the relationship. They only wanted sex like once a week (if that, even knowing going into the relationship that I need it everyday) and then dumped me. Men who prefer their hands over their women are immature losers who probably really want other men.
squizzlebee 19
Having a preference doesn't make you immature, or a loser, and it's pretty harsh of you to imply they're homosexual just for that. Sex requires a lot of effort, and for many it can take a lot of time for it to be good (foreplay etc) so they might prefer to ********** as its quicker and requires less effort. My boyfriend and I are sometimes too tired to **** but we're still in the mood, so we touch each other instead, and quite often we end up doing ourselves because it's just easier to finish that way. That doesn't make him or me gay, or immature.
dragoongirl90 34
It was literally 5 seconds into me starting. And fyi, all of them DID turn out gay. So stfu and gtfo.
Rei_Ayanami 18
Are you sure you just weren't so bad it turned them gay?
Lalala579121 28
Contrary to popular belief, most men do not want sex every day. Especially if you were bugging them about it which by your comment I assume you were. So either you should a) find someone who does want it every day before getting involved in a relationship or b) seek help.
Keiraquarium 12
That doesn't make them 'immature losers'. It means they have different preferences.
Polynomial 28
How about women that prefer their hand, or only want it once a week?
leogachi 15
Apparently #13 can't comprehend that sometimes your hand is better than someone else doing it because your hand is exactly what you want in the moment. Also she must be homophobic if she thinks being gay is an insult.
juturnaamo 29
Your BF has been getting off using his hand for years, obviously he's going to be better at it. You could try blowing him while he handles things.
bobthenob 14
Don't worry about it. Can't please everybody.
luvlu444 24
just talk to him about it, make sure he doesnt disrespect you but keep trying! youll get there
9a_1z 12
Did he stay hard or did he keep going floppy? Because it could be more of a psychological thing than you not giving the right kind of stimulation. I've found (bear in mind my experience is not exactly ****-star levels though) if your dude's not coming and you start to feel slightly desperate, it's best to put his **** down and snog him or something for a while before starting up again because it takes the pressure off. There's nothing less sexy than the two of you worrying why he hasn't come yet, but showing you're ready to take your time pleasing him is pretty hot.
fmlashl 13
very accurate.
Silk_Routes 14
Hard to believe ;-)
KeithHof 12
Wow, you must suck.
stoops2 5
No, she says she doesn't
Goream 8
Just like there are women who can't get off by penetration alone, there are men who can't get off just by getting sucked. Even if you're practiced, it just doesn't happen.
plaukje 6
trying to pleasure boys sucks. glad I like girls better