Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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Top comments
tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
isaak_sanchez 18
It's not a big deal not all guys have the same nerve endings and get the same feelings from certain stimulations :) don't feel bad
DerpyTheFox 3
Don't take it too close to heart. It too me a couple months to get used to my girlfriend giving me a handjob. And the blow took a couple weeks. It's just how you guys do it, and where is what factors.
JHPugh 19
Well, I have the same problem. As a guy, it feels fantastic, but I can't finish often. For me it just gives me motivation to show her just how good it felt ;)
worldclassrager 41
Practice makes perfect...it takes time and experience...
Calingaladha 21
My first time with my fiancé he bucked, I got too much and gagged...I recovered and finished him, though. Sorry, OP.
onpexee3 11
It's like that with everyone's first time. Just communicate and be positive! Best of luck on future sexual endeavours
ZorroRooster 19
Dude needs to communicate better. How are you supposed to know what he likes and doesn't if he doesn't fricking tell you?
mandyn333 10
He could of took your hand in his & guided you at least. That's what my boyfriend does if I'm not doing it right. But talk to him about it.
bigdfootball97 24
One of my biggest fears is that when my girlfriend gives me head/handjob for the first time I won't be able to finish :(
SamanthaaNicolee 18
Yikes