Today, I now need to include in my prerequisites for a potential date, "Must not pull a knife out on one of my guy friends for hugging me." I'm so done with online dating. FML
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OP here. For some clarification, it was only our second time hanging out. I did introduce him to my guy friend so he wouldn't feel insecure. We were all leaving, I hugged my friend bye since to me, that is just a casual thing, and he went crazy. I'm just glad I found out what he's like early on.
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sarah2453 17
Next you'll be including things like; wears clothing on a daily basis, brushes teeth, and can pay for the bill on our date. Given the way society is going nowadays.
RusticChick 27
Online dating? I think it goes beyond that in todays world. Sorry for your luck, OP.
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RusticChick 27
Online dating? I think it goes beyond that in todays world. Sorry for your luck, OP.
SoulEaterSE 23
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At least he didn't stab your guy friend
LilMissCanadian 22
And that just makes everything okay, right?
Raymond Wolf 9
well would you rather not get stabbed? because I would
higgysaurus 18
I would rather not get stabbed yeah. That would make the situation way worse.
ThisIsMyUsernam 21
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Yea, Internet. Online dating is probably on a list of most weirdest things on the Internet. I feel for ya OP
Lalala579121 28
I am impressed you have somehow avoided the shady parts of the internet for so long.
Queen_bee1234 21
Psychopath.
arano 29
You never know until you know, ya know?
MrsPegg 45
Yep, and you don't know what you can't know, because you don't know that you don't know.
arano 29
#44 knows.
Ladisa 28
I'd like to know how you diffused a situation like this.
Lalala579121 28
Maybe by pulling a knife on the date.
mrlawlor7777 26
Boobs.
interesting33 37
Said in the voice of the dude from Honest Trailers!
ashleighmay18 21
Be a little bit more careful about who you go on dates with OP!
cheeeksss 29
It's really not so easy to know who you are dating from the start. I mean, that's the point of dating. To get to know them.
sarah2453 17
Next you'll be including things like; wears clothing on a daily basis, brushes teeth, and can pay for the bill on our date. Given the way society is going nowadays.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Men shouldn't be the only one footing the bill, given the progressive way society is moving.
R2Y2 22
Yeah, when I have less than a quarter of a tank in my car, bill splitting is really nice.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Pay your own way or take turns selfish bitch. Why do guys always have to do things to make girls feel special and get nothing in return? I'm glad society is changing and will hopefully end this one-sided chivalric action system and replace it with both sides being amazing to each other as the standard.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Don't know why you're being down-voted. Truth hurts, I guess.
toastbrot 9
with that high kind of standard you'll never find a partner!!!!
whitnayfortooh 29
oooo he sounds fun. .not.
Cian_1 28
Well, at least she probably wasn't bored. :P
whitnayfortooh 29
ha right?!