SpikeStanley
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Real life
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Danny
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Emma
Seattle, United States
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Emotional rollercoaster
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
smiles22
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Top comments
Vasin_fml 15
Make it his reality.
Doortje 30
Now he can be single until the next girl he's going to cheat on comes along. I mean, you DID dump him, right?
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Comments (116)
Vasin_fml 15
Make it his reality.
IceeCreamm 7
he's technically single when you're not there? :(
xerxes190 3
But him a drink
LePwnapple 0
Come on, everyone loves a little cheating every now and then.
RainbowHeadache 2
Don't think he'll care very much #1 if he's been doing it as long as he has. Better for Op to break it off of course. (whom I think is a guy btw.) I just hope Op didn't decide to stay with him. :/
Vasin_fml 15
28 I was referring to the OP dumping him, thus making him single in reality.
RainbowHeadache 2
I know. I was saying his boyfriend probably wouldn't care since he's been doing what he's been doing. He's probably only stayed with op out of familiarity. It's the same thing my friend is doing to his fiancé.
EvilPotato 15
1 then make his reality a nightmare.
RavagedSouI 0
Reality hits you hard bro
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Like A rubber chicken with chlamydia.
zombicidal 11
1 your dog looks so much like mine only smaller is her tail docked sorry for the non relevant comment
jackrileymac 4
That's better than cheating
satnam_singh 0
Hi
R34luver 5
Same hete op w/ my gf :(
Sonic_boomerang 5
50- you can see the tail in the pic
Zayzaytop 0
Lol thats a good looking dog(:
curlypink1214 0
Boom roasted.
Doortje 30
Now he can be single until the next girl he's going to cheat on comes along. I mean, you DID dump him, right?
fymother 13
Does anyone else feel like this is a lame fml?
zombicidal 11
check the name I'm pretty sure its a dude
Kiirst_mt1994 26
i think the OP is a man..
marpay 11
Doesn't mean the boyfriend isn't bisexual.
tellithowitis 13
Let me correct OP on one thing:? Exboyfriend
The_Instigator 11
The audacity of some people...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Some people just need their dicks cut off. They have no excuse if they do it multiple times while in a relationship.
smirnoff1695 0
I agree. I mean when people cheat in relationships they don't imagine what it feels like to be cheated on and well...it sucks.
leadman1989 16
NOPE Just Chuck Testa! What I'm saying is that you're boyfriend is dead I'm sorry for your loss
slushpup9696 12
You have the weakest grasp on how to use memes.
potatoman12 0
You sir epitomize the word retard
leadman1989 16
80 - I think you missed the point of my comment. 92 - Why thank you that means so much coming from a random douche on FML :)
siickman 7
Whatta a dedicated guy....lol .. Why do people date if they cant keep faithful :3
RavagedSouI 0
Need for companionship. In her boyfriend's case, it is multiple companionships and to satisfy the libido.
lakaiskate 12
He needs variety. I don't see why you wouldn't just find one girl with everything you are looking for. Instead of hurting everyone you are dating.
hannahmorgan06 7
that's deep. ^^
bri1215 7
idk but my boyfriend did the same thing as that guy
ajjucool 0
is he Chuck Norris? coz only he can be in a realtionship and be single at the same time.
cicpjaky 6
we learn something new everyday now don't we
mortuum 10
Let him know you're single too. He's not worth being with if he cheated.
nonelikeworms 0
All I can say is he should be an EX boyfriend now.
mortuum 10
I think that's a bit exaggerated, haha. No need to castrate anyone. I think dumping him should be enough.