Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
amberdea404 28
Handjobs are always a toss up. No one is going to beat a man at his own game.
kellyem2 20
Been there. A lot of guys who are new to being in a physical relationship or haven't been in one in a while need to get used to the stimulation coming from another person before they can relax and get off from hand jobs or blow jobs. Try not to take it too personally.
avengerofcrack 11
I wouldn't look too much into it, just talk to him about it and focus on the future
katina1236 20
Don't feel too bad, some guys have difficulty getting off. Just practice and try again. Ask him what he does to help the process along further. Good luck and hopefully you'll be able to laugh about it later.
jeromedupuis 7
I my experience the problem might come from him. Assuming the guy isn't a dick (pun intended) he might just have a hard time letting go, I know it can seem wierd but not finishing fast enough can be a problem. You shouldn't blame yourself or even him it might have nothing to do with sexual "skills", sex is much more complex than that.
kenwolfy 14
Happens to me all the time
Shadow73 13
It's not necessarily indicative of your abilities. Some guys, myself included, have a hard time climaxing from oral or digital stimulation (at least by a second party, in the latter case). I for one have never managed it. Next time, if he's taking a while, try sticking a finger in his ass. I hear that can help. Lol.
mattrd_fml 31
practice makes perfect!
fmlashl 13
I've never been able to make my boyfriend (of almost 3 years) finish just by oral. he's circumcised and has very limited sensation besides a few certain areas. So, most likely it's not your fault and nothing some communication can't fix :)
cosmicdancer84 7
give it time, get to know each others bodies and tell him to not be a douche. he better be going down on you too, btw. get your ******, it's not all about him.