Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
pranil 14
way to go!!
huehuebrbr 5
I had a girlfriend like that. She couldn't get me off with anything other that full sex. Her ******** were horrid and so was her handjob skills. My recommendation would be git gud. Find some websites/videos that teach you the proper way and then ask your boyfriend if he would allow you to practice on him.
YaoiTitan 10
Why isn't there a "this couldn't happen to me" button?
JJ_Funtime 2
The best advice I got from my bestie after being in a similar situation was 'open your mouth' after I said clearly I did that she said 'well obviously you didn't open wide enough' it works trust me
MojoGG 8
It is also possible that he had a hard time finishing, this can happen. With man and women, my girlfriend also sometimes just stops me and says she wants to finish on her own or with a toy. I wasn't nice to just push you away, but for his defense, he knows his penis better than you do :D However, the key ingredient is COMMUNICATION! That is the key to a happy relationship. If he can't tell you where it feels good it's his own fault, not yours.
Joshua_the_alien 11
Jordan is that you
Sam Parrott 2
Dont be disheartened its quite a difficult thing for soem guys to get off that way