Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
CoNaana 18
Don't be too hard on yourself. Over time he can instruct you on how he likes it.
xTommytheGUNx 15
my gf is a virgin so when we finally do it its gonna be awkward like that just communicate and it will be amazing sex soon enough
JmZ_fml 3
Communication is key!!!! Try different things...I tell the girl what I like and she does her best...But I've had the best head from the ones I didn't have to teach
420west 4
well, its called 69.... twould promote mutual enthusiasm
seductrexxx 6
Mean. Tell him to suck his own dick next time *roll eyes*
viniurquiza 15
Your life sucks more than you ?
pranil 14
u need u step u ur game girl...
radiocaf 29
A nice boyfriend would teach you how to do it effectively, rather than just pushing you away, also some guys are unable to finish during ********, at least the first few times, need to keep at it... although I assume you're put off a second attempt now.
Dauminator 6
Haha get it? Your life won't suck anymore
8djht8 19
Its common not specifically due to you, people know their own bodies better than anyone thus can hit the button best, all u gotta do is practice more often to make him want u more than himself.