Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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tnlander 20
The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.
WinterChild 20
I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.
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Comments (127)
locustbb 9
Probably going too slow.
Rambler16 1
My boyfriend said he can't cum from blow jobs or hand jobs and we have sex for like an hour before he can cum. So maybe he just lasts very long like my boyfriend.
JKPwnage 27
No, I get it. You want to suck, but you don't want to suck.
Birdmad 12
It just takes practice. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Tannasgh 22
Not uncommon. Perhaps a bit of technique might help. Web is full of instructional videos. Plus some men hope you find them getting off for you exciting. Relax, don't make too much out of it.
Dmetcalf808 1
Was he able to magic fingers your ****** the first time he ever touched it? Or was he all over the place? Nobody, no matter how many pornos they watched or tips from friends is an expert with out some practice Also, at least when I was growing up, was too excited about a new gf or whatever actually wanting to touch my dick for the first time, I (my poor penis) put up with some pretty savage abuse at the risk of offending the girl away from being in the mood, or fear of her not wanting to try on the future.
drtoboggan 11
Hope he works with you and teaches you what feels best to him. Having a non-communicative partner can be difficult, just make sure there's lots of communication in every aspect of the relationship, including that :)
amarie2009 22
Communication is the key word here, ask what he likes and vice versa.
xtna 9
Cosmopolitan. Read it.
shinikageWolf 15
Well handjobs are better done by him, he has been giving himself handjobs for ages. Just practice giving head. Use your tongue, and moan.