Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me. FML
kittykat798 tells us more.
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
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Marine1775 14
Let's be real here.
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well that's their loss! I bet you're a great girl with lots to offer. Don't let them bring you down!
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Comments (99)
Yeshua_fml 19
Myabe they respect you too much to objectify you? :-/
Marine1775 14
Let's be real here.
ashhhalalala 7
Hilarious.
nelson_92 12
Hitting on someone doesn't mean you don't respect them
cakefete2 31
Sorry to go off on a tangent, but i love your profile pic. Your nose looks like a little rocket ship prepping for launch.
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well that's their loss! I bet you're a great girl with lots to offer. Don't let them bring you down!
jipster 11
How do you know that?
toriaaa1313 7
she said I bet. and because every girl is great in their own way...
Ilovemysphynx 19
Call me an optimist, I see nothing to the contrary. so I'm pretty sure she does as most women do.
Warden1986 16
#5 Because she is a psychic. I agree all women have good qualities, all in different ways.
GEBEH 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't get how complimenting people online is helping anyone, I don't really think OP or anyone else for that matter takes your optimism to heart since you clearly have no idea who OP is as a person, maybe she is just as douchey as this comment.
Warden1986 16
#37, perhaps it's to show that there is still good people in this world. Even if the OP doesn't read the comments, at least she is giving the effort to be a positive person.
borias 6
You only need to look at the post itself to see that she was only into them for superficial reasons. It's only fair that they presumably rejected her for similar superficial reasons.
ohcheriecherie 20
what non-superficial reason can you have to like someone you don't know? it's not shallow to be attracted to people.
rawrfacexx 16
I hate when that happens:( sorry OP but obviously they aren't worth your time
Marcelb 17
Apparently, she isn't worth their time.
borias 6
OP was only drawn to them because they were attractive. "OMG, they are so superficial for liking your hot friends more. You're above them."
ThatOneGuy719 16
You'll find that special someone OP, no worries
xbrit551 13
**** them then.
Yeshua_fml 19
That's precisely what they won't let her do!
rdenkewicz 11
But her friends will!
psycheiris13 20
You don't know they left because of you! And even if they did you're gonna find someone who loves you for you :) you don't deserve them.
kozzard 17
It works both ways... She doesn't deserve them can equal they don't deserve her
psycheiris13 20
Exactly :)
EdenCrystal 21
I heard cats work pretty well when those kinds of things happen.
pratikp03 22
Shit happens! Move on
Earths_Venus 25
Seriously, get a cat and a dog.
91hayek 31
Wait. So women are upset when we don't hit on them, but are upset and feel violated when we do? I'm probably really backward on this but is there a right way to 'hit on' women? Or should I be more attractive? Some men didn't lech on OP, how is this a FML?
AnOriginalName 19
Firstly, your pic matches perfectly with your comment. And secondly, women are an enigma. There's no logic or reason to them, and your head will explode if you try. The best thing to do is try and figure out some of the more general signs that they're into you, and go from there. Because women won't approach you first, even if they have a massive crush on you. Women are weird. But they have boobies, so that's why we like then.
EdenCrystal 21
#15, have you considered that maybe all women aren't exactly the same and some prefer different things than others do?