Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
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Top comments
bluejello2001 18
Maybe reconsider having sex with someone if you aren't willing to deal with the aftermath.
Inkoseh 33
Man, who cares. Just walk in and own it! Pretend you've been friends for ages! Start farting and burping around them, then maybe they'll go home! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Comments (15)
Inkoseh 33
Man, who cares. Just walk in and own it! Pretend you've been friends for ages! Start farting and burping around them, then maybe they'll go home! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bluejello2001 18
Maybe reconsider having sex with someone if you aren't willing to deal with the aftermath.
StagGT 13
I was gonna say "**** it," but you already have
brainstorm98 13
That’s called a life lesson.
Solomon Freeman 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
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Misoranomegami 16
If you can share your body with someone you can share a couch. It's your place too. Own it.
bl3ur0z3 17
Ydi. Don't have sex with people you feel awkward around. My mom's best advice was don't have sex with somebody you don't want to coparent with. Too bad my son was 4 months old and my ex's mom was (is) psycho. When you have sex with somebody, you gotta be prepared for anything with them. That includes sharing a remote.
fjvitt 14
Maybe you should rub one out while on your phone with your earphones out by them and the volume all the way up...
MitiMiki 16
Wait, so you felt perfectly comfortable getting naked and bumping uglies, but being in the same room was awkward? I have news for you, you are nowhere near mature enough to be having sex.
youstupidfuckingidiot 5
Hiding in your room for the remainder of the weekend is infinitely more awkward than just owning it, no matter the circumstances..