Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
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Sonotsuave 37
Assuming you haven’t nor have shown behavior to make him think you have, that’s completely outlandish and uncalled for. Either means he’s the one messing around or he’s got serious trust issues in general. Either way, either have a long talk with him or rethink your marriage
RichardPencil 32
Translation: He’s cheating.
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RichardPencil 32
Translation: He’s cheating.
Sonotsuave 37
Assuming you haven’t nor have shown behavior to make him think you have, that’s completely outlandish and uncalled for. Either means he’s the one messing around or he’s got serious trust issues in general. Either way, either have a long talk with him or rethink your marriage
yroock 7
Really he doesn’t trust you? 😑
Miss Beep 14
My boyfriend's mom kept telling him at first that our soon-to-be baby is "probably not his anyways" and I know we haven't been together long but it's still so heartbreaking. I'm sorry that your husband is like that but hopefully, that was just a response out of shock and not a genuine concern of his. ❤
inappropes 31
I would imagine that OP left out an important part. like that she previously cheated on him.
Nix188 13
I have really severe trust issues as well tbh. I've been with my lady for 5 years now and if she gave me that kinda news, that would probably be one of my first remarks. definitely not THE first though. Sounds shitty, but your guy and myself alike, torture ourselves not being able to trust a single soul, and theres nothing we can do about it. Sorry you have to deal with our type.
KingAdrock 16
Well... is it?
alycion 39
Nix, there are plenty of types of therapies to help with personality disorders. They are learned behaviors so they can be unlearned. It’s up to you to take control of your mental health. If you’d seriously ask that question, then you’ve crossed past put up with into you need to work on that.
J15237 25
Well have you ever giving him a true reason not to trust you?