Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
Slinky_fml 0
LOL. I would say YDI, but it was just too funny! And lighten up, people. First of all, who said its her brother? And it could have been a joke gift...
HAOSinhumanform 15
It actually says it RIGHT there in the FML, "My sister and Dad's birthday" ... Did you not read it correctly or something?
lol_seriously 0
Yeah erm... i'm gonna go with the whole "why the hell were you buying your sister a vibrator" thing. Seriously most brothers would be creeped out at the thought of their sister doing that, let alone encouraging it.
similies06 0
it's a girl. a sister bought her sister one. read the symbol at the top
BrownieBoy90 0
Umm yeah it would be disturbing even if it was a girl giving it to her sister...
maebelline12 12
It IS a girl giving it to her sister. OP is a GIRL.
spillproof 0
haha I have to agree with every comment on here. Why a vibrator?! A joke?
Indiana_fml 4
#6 ROFL! And I agree, though I consider myself quite liberal I can't help but wonder when vibrators became appropriate birthday presents...
leasha16 0
hahaha lmao this is sooo funny.. buying your sister a vibrator? uuuuuber creepy, however close you are. agree with #2 though, how do you get the two presents mixed up?
killjoy_fml 0
Okay. I just have to say that this made my day. My sister actually almost did the same thing at Christmas for my daddy and I. Luckily I opened my present first and noticed that it was actually my daddy's. And I don't think there is anything wrong with a sister buying a sister a vibrator. My sister and I are very close. We know the main details of everything happening in our lives, sex lives included. There's nothing wrong with that. Maybe some of you have very sexually repressed families where talking about sex & anything related is shied away from. But some of us have families that embrace it.
CandyLolita 0
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read in my entire life, your stupidity saved your life. Do you know the difference between friendship and being siblings? What's wrong with you? Your dad can use it for a nice massage, there you go.
elfuzzo 0
A sister getting a sister a vibrator doesn't seem so outlandish to me. Still, YDI for not paying closer attention while wrapping your gifts.
HurriKaty 4
You bought your sister a vibrator? Creepy.