Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
dyld921 2
So what did your sister get?
herby123 0
if u got a vibrator for ur sister wtf did u get for ur dad
Gregorus_Prime 0
You got a vibrator for your sister. That is so incredibly ******* creepy. What did you get for your dad, a fleshlight?
aatomkins 0
Nowhere does it say it's from a Male to a Female, could quite easily be Female to Female. I agree with #18 I would quite happily get my older sister a vibrator and would have no shame in doing so. To all of you that think this is a major crime against humanity I have a little truth for you, this is life. You need to actually be more open, I would hate for any of my siblings think that they couldn't be honest with me no matter what!
Foam 0
This was sister to sister, it says Silvercity09 (woman) underneath the FML... =S What kind of sick **** are you to get your sister a vibrator!?!?!?!?
wardo 4
You can check gender in the top right, female symbol :P
freddofrog 0
If it was sister to sister I don't see how it's bad at all. Lots of sisters are really close friends as well.
acro_actress95 0
#2: If both presents were in a shoe box or something so that they weren't noticeable as what ever they were (I do this all the time with my family), then lets say they were both wrapped in plain blue wrapping paper. I can see how the OP got them mixed up, if they were both put into a box that was the same size and then if she/he used the same paper then it would be hard not to get them mixed up. Also I agree with #18: Chances are that if the OP is giving her/his sister a vibrator then chances are the OP is a girl. In lots of families siblings know much more about each other than the parents do, I know that this is the way it works in my family. To OP: That sucks. Maybe next time try adding a tag saying whose present is whose AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRAPPING the present. Rather than waiting until both are done. :~)
mrnicety 0
That is freakin wierd. Incest much?
LMFAOsabrina 0
YDI for getting a vibrator for your SISTER. This FML is sick and creepy xD
Pg11 0
I grow tired of seeing idiots say this.
FribbleFrabble 0
Now, giving a vibrator to your sister is okay, If it was a joke! Still, it is kinda creepy... but mixing it up, you should put a little tag that says "sister" and "dad". Be careful next time. YDI.
yojetak 0
There are no women on the internet, so it was her brother. Duh.
Foam 0
Haha!!! Nice one mate!!! (not that I'm a sexist or anything)