Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
The nice man down the street noticed you.
deviable 9
Bella!?
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Comments (70)
The_Creeper_fml 8
I "didn't notice" this fml.
nolaneldridge 1
^boooooooo
Deadzombie 2
You must have....
bassdredd 2
are you Bella Swan?
enonymous 9
If it makes you feel better OP I noticed you and I will creep on your internets all you want
yamatelle 19
It's ok, OP, at least you will not have to hear all the awful pick up lines people have been coming up with lately. I swear, I'm not even making this up. This guy in my calculus class once said, "If you were cosine squared and I was sine squared, we would make one." I was stuck between a laughing and a "What the ****?" moment.
hinchkongfang 0
So, if he didn't see you, how did he even get close to hitting on you?? Did he hit you with his car? Or was he just practicing his pickup lines out loud??
Kiirst_mt1994 26
fyl OP :(
FMLandurstoo 9
The nice man down the street noticed you.
EvilCupcake8361 9
haha......ur a creeper
Uramonkey 11
42 - thatsthejoke.jpg
Gymnast317 4
Haha!
AnaBanana1918 7
That's so mean!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least you ain't fat(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least you ain't fat(:
samsea 5
Act like a ***** then you will get noticed, it worked for me.
buttercupp2137 0
man, that's just some great advice. smh.
samsea 5
I know, it's a way to get noticed but maybe not the best way (***** need love to).
buttercupp2137 0
***** wouldn't need say, "***** need love too," if they weren't ***** in the first place.
ifailplzinsultme 0
Hey, it still counts!
deviable 9
Bella!?
onorexveritas 24
oh my god I am so sorry- oh its you, never mind. lmfao