Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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ajh1800 25
Why was your door unlocked if you were having sex?
KingAdrock 16
This. ALWAYS lock the door. Doesn't matter if no one else is home, or they're gone at work, whatever. You will NEVER regret locking the door. You eventually WILL regret NOT locking the door.
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Comments (27)
azouwa 26
That's no reason to stop.
Vanessa Bryan 6
How about they screamed “go away?”
magnumpeyote66 6
Seems like a waste not to have let your friend join
Vanessa Bryan 6
Not bi, not attracted, committed relationship? Those are pretty good reasons
Bevis Butthead 4
AND????
ajh1800 25
Why was your door unlocked if you were having sex?
KingAdrock 16
This. ALWAYS lock the door. Doesn't matter if no one else is home, or they're gone at work, whatever. You will NEVER regret locking the door. You eventually WILL regret NOT locking the door.
lovelyhippos 15
They could be roommates. a lot of houses also dont have locks on the bedroom doors so she could have easily entered if they're roommates.
ajh1800 25
If I had a room mate, a boyfriend, and a room that didn't have a locking door, I'd buy a new door knob with a lock. You never know. Also, if you know that the room mate is home, and you know your door doesn't lock, why would have sex under those conditions?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Because people usually respect a closed door.
ajh1800 25
You'd be surprised...people can be pretty ignorant and inconsiderate
Levi2411 41
Sometime the lock doesn't work or to be frank, there isn't one.
Mathalamus 25
This. It's unusual for bedrooms to have a lock, where I am.
alycion 39
I would so install a sliding lock or pad lock if my door didn’t have one.
sophiehelen 32
Where I am it's uncommon to have a lock on bedrooms doors
Isaac Shields 9
did you let her?
Charles McClure 6
Sounds like a good time between friends. Where's the fml?
J15237 25
Um its a bit much to call this an FML. I mean that could have been exciting to try. I have never been in that situation so I am not sure how I would have reacted.
shannon2348 14
Does no one on here know how to lock a door? ydi
bl3ur0z3 17
You're not going to share with your bestie?
Vanessa Bryan 6
Locked or unlocked, I expect people to knock before they open my bedroom door. It’s called being polite. They screamed “go away.” That means go away. The drunk girl’s behavior was intrusive. Personally I wouldn’t be that angry. I would get up and escort her drunk ass out of the room, then have a chat with her the next day. Boundaries, sweetheart.