Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
Terezi 0
Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.
HahaHokayThen 10
calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha
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Comments (201)
starberries 0
They don't have laws against sexual harassment in Finland?
Zebidee 9
Relax. You're not going to be fired by someone that has just handed you the evidence for a successful sexual harassment suit in writing.
ablazingly88 0
Maybe that text was meant for someone else
beeffyboy 0
today I got hammered and thot it would b funny to text an employee that I want her. it was.
jose1760 1
Invite her to eat fish tacos and tell her how you feel!
gigilvrs6 0
To hell with turning her down! Secretly have (idk what else to call it) sex behind your husbands back so you can get all the guilty pleasure you want ;)
starberries 0
Why would you need to call it something other than sex?
Flutist 3
It gets complicated because having sex with animals and dead people each have their own names and he doesn't remember what you call "cheating" with a human.
griddy24 18
Still sex when it’s gay people. Heteros don’t own the word sex ;)
random1456 13
@62 ur so funny :) i was literally loling
hashoahxxx 0
sexual harassment threat
TempestRain 0
I would just ignore it. :) It could have been meant for her hubby or she could have been being silly or drunk. There is no telling, but just ignore it. There's nothing she can do about it anyway.
mintcar 10
Oh how I love the Finnish.