Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
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Astroman129 7
Check before you cook.
redheadregect 0
I don't think that was a pun...
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Comments (72)
Astroman129 7
Check before you cook.
pooper19 3
I've heard of some stupid shit before, but this tops the CAKE
KingDingALing 9
That was the WORST pun that I've ever heard.
redheadregect 0
I don't think that was a pun...
fakeaccountX 6
Your goose is cooked.....or in this case, your cake. I guess he can't have his cake OR eat it. Ah, **** it. I give up.
rallets 23
it wasnt a pun. at all. like seriously.
sarbearXD 0
yum meat cake
KingDingALing 9
Someone wrote a comment with a pun in it. After I posted my comment, his comment disappeared.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
who wants a piece of me!?!?!?
slayer447 17
The cake is a lie.
JavIin 0
65 = Win.
Honesty4U 0
Astroman129 said it best...
blankaex 0
65, (Team Fortress), The cake is a spy.
smallsmerry 0
GOOD WOMAN!!! you know your place THaT is in the kitchen!!!! and smart hiding it in the oven because you will be the only one to see it
smallsmerry 0
stupid modders.
smallsmerry 0
I like penises very much :-)
smallsmerry 0
I got modded twice then hacked. fml
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
44, and were did that got you? Nowhere, that's the answer! :P
smallsmerry 0
get*
mrbeastmode 0
second!!! and YDI
faze23 0
how big us your oven?
georggx 3
aaaahaaaaaa. wheeeeeey.
xGet_Over_It 0
Yep, it has weed in it.
YaLuckyGal 0
...do some cakes not take 30 minutes to cook? and who hides a cake? D: or is this a pre-bought cake? if so then YDI.
skorpien 1
I think you read it wrong. OP made the cake, hid it in the oven, forgot about it, then preheated the oven for the meatloaf without first checking inside. 30 minutes later, when the meatloaf was due to go in, OP opened the oven to find the now ruined cake. Hopefully the meatloaf turned out well despite the burnt cake…
mouxouxou 11
hahahahahahahaha U can say: ''Happy birthday honey!I have a very special gift for u!Soup-cake!
myshoe 0
shut up
zanguard 0
No you shut up myshoe
mouxouxou 11
54 i guess u are not so special after all ;) 64 thanks :)
Inspired22 11
Um, oops! I wouldn't hide things in the oven again...that just doesn't seem like the best place...
MeganCello 8
Why....in the oven...and wtf, meatloaf? Does it have pot in it? Wow...
tmmundy 17
ur just lost on the meatloaf joke sweetie...lol
tmmundy 17
that was meant for the 14 year old girl that seemed very confused on the whole meatloaf joke...I guess she got offended and removed her comment....haha
TryptamineDreame 0
Lmao never hide something in the oven. Wow. YDI.