Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing it, I left the room to get a pair of scissors. When I came back, most of the box contents were missing and my little brother was standing there. It has been about 5 hours and I still haven't been able to find anything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, my brother threw his Switch across the room and broke it. Our parents decided that, "Video games are bad!" and took away my Switch, as well as my gaming PC that I built and paid for myself. FML
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML
Today, I stayed home from work to pick up my Switch 2. As I raced into the house and prepared for the magic of unboxing it, my wife called and ruined the moment by blathering about her boring day. FML
Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I took my Switch into work because I was the only one working, I figured if everyone had the day off, I could enjoy some me time. It turns out I did nothing but work. I put my Nintendo Switch with the bag orders I had to deliver to the post office, but I forgot to take out the Switch out of the bag. FML
Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Time to waterboard the kid for information. That's acceptable under our new management.
sweetbliss3 37
hope you find everything. hope you popped his butt, too. he's old enough to know better than to touch things that aren't his.
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RichardPencil 32
Time to waterboard the kid for information. That's acceptable under our new management.
sweetbliss3 37
hope you find everything. hope you popped his butt, too. he's old enough to know better than to touch things that aren't his.
sweetbliss3 37
totally read that wrong and I do not know how old is he lol so maybe disregard that whole comment. my bad, people!
MidnaLink 35
If it helps, I read that in the intended context before I read your reply.
Duke_caleb 7
How do you know it doesn't even say his age.
Tripartita 45
You might be one of the only people who know just how much of the Switch is digestible in a few more hours.
Selina1407 11
If I had a sibling they wouldn't dare touch my switch (if I was fortunate enough to actually afford one rn) cause I'd go on a war path lol
species4872 20
How could your little brother get into the box without scissors and you couldn't?
Koselill 8
Im guessing he just took the entire box?
MidnaLink 35
Just how long were you gone that the little booger could hide it that well?
TADspace 30
Throw him into a pit of fire.
MidnaLink 35
Or, better yet, dangle him over a pit and threaten to drop him if he doesn't sing like a Canary. Just lower him inch by inch until he speaks.
Gameoftheombosis 6
He's either 18months, youre blind or you're a wuss. How can a little kid punk you like that?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Take bro's prized possessions and keep them until he gives it back. depends on how old bro is though.
crims0nangel 16
The age wouldn't matter to me, don't touch my stuff.