Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
Kurliez408 32
guess firing him just became a whole lot easier. sorry your wife is a cheating bitch.
ViviMage 40
Firings should be between the employee and HR. And maybe HR should fire your wife!
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Comments (7)
Kurliez408 32
guess firing him just became a whole lot easier. sorry your wife is a cheating bitch.
ViviMage 40
Firings should be between the employee and HR. And maybe HR should fire your wife!
lifeis4me 20
That worked out for you. It would’ve been awkward to work with your wife’s boyfriend
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hope you signed a pre-nup!
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
Wh ...what the f???
sickerthanyou 13
Then go have sex with his mama and rub that on his face