Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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whatgoescomes 5
Omg is she hot?
abz_1995 6
well that is awkard and in my favourites
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whatgoescomes 5
Omg is she hot?
CommenSense 0
Somebody bout to get a promotion or raise or somebody bout to get the boot, somebody will find out.... TOMOROW!
liquidSELECT 0
Dont you hate when that happens. Third time this week
taytoc 10
Now op I understand you want that raise but thats not gonna get you anywhere
22cute 17
That's one way to get ahead in these difficult times, I suppose. Probably one of the most enjoyable ways, at that!
Keyman1212 14
Work won't be nearly as interesting as whatever the **** happened last night.
worldcupcheer17 0
OP, what happened last night that you aren't telling us? (;
jamie72596 9
Lez be honest...you know you liked it OP
Damn_Hippster 11
Pics or it didn't happen
EvilPotato 15
Are you a lesbian, or were you experimenting?
southerngrl 0
Were you the man or was she?
abz_1995 6
well that is awkard and in my favourites
Lanceeden 12
Maybe you were helping her with her shower which mysteriously failed...Then she got very tired and fainted in the bed. Then you were stressing out and got really sweaty so you took off your clothes and then fell asleep next to her. Tell her this and then ask for a promotion.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP that's kinky :D
SirObvious 1
It got even weirder when her bosses husband came out of the shower....
SpaceDementia_fml 4
I can haz pics? ;D
Glitterhinoceros 14
Pics or it didn't happen?
btstig 11
Errbody look up. She's a hotty.
illumin8r 0
That Is freaking awesome.
Millman_fml 9
You said it! Lol
Glitterhinoceros 14
So is OPs name.
zaku2capt 1
Akward...
IfTheKeyFits 3
No, it's not awkward. It's perfectly normal to have a sexual relationship with you married boss.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Why is this an FML?
glambertbarbie 6
Hey, you MIGHT get a raise outta this! ;)
IBeBlazin 0
I know I did :P
williamwheat37 0
No she said it was a girl ;)
bmasencamp 0
She'll probably want you to do some "extra work" around the office from day-to-day
CassieMarieee 7
That gives 'taking your work home with you' a wholeee new meaning. Hahah :)
Christopherlunt 0
Jésus christ is That you on the pic? I'm so moving in Texas if it's u. Dam!!! You are pretty.
CryMoreFMLs 15
31 - You obviously need to move out of your mother's basement first and shed a couple hundred pounds.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Since when did Jesus have a accent over the e, mr.creeper?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Ignore the previous, as 31's comment is now gone.
blondie1208 17
damn vodka.
TwitchingNebula 17
And what the **** do you know about vodka? What are you 13?
olpally 33
She's 15... I knew what vodka was before that age..I doubt she drinks.. Calm down bro..