Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
Terezi 0
Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.
HahaHokayThen 10
calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha
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Comments (201)
LoganLgeezy 0
just have some fun with her :)
missawesome16 0
if no one knows shes a lesbian threaten her tell her to promote u or you'll tell every 1 even her hubby (her) if she got one got tell him (her) she wanted to do u and cheat on him (her)
the4starr 3
maybe she didn't mean it that way or sent the message to the wrong person? :/ I wouldn't exactly jump to conclusions if I were you...
_Jonah_ 0
Go get some! Your husband wont mind :P
Laxinitup 18
I don't see a problem, especially if your boss is hot and I am sure your husband wouldn't mind as long as you invite him. Get sum!!! lol
franwins0827 7
Are you sure it was meant for you? She may have meant it for someone else and texted you by accident.
all4pooh 4
maybe it wasn't meant for you
AmbrosiaFan 19
IF she would fire you, you would have every right to sue using that text message (and any other subsequent ones) as proof. Text her back "sorry I'm married and don't swing that way, and not interested in having sex with bosses". If she fires you, sue. if not, hopefully she doesn't make life a living hell.
ShawnaWilson 0
you copied this one, I saw it Soo long ago. you should make an Fml that says "my life consists of me copying shitty events from other peoples lives. Fml"
ZingoLollyPop 0
It was probably an accident, but if it wasnt, damn thats an awkward position. best of luck haha (: