Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Spread the love - Inform the wife of your boss of what you found out.
Leeono 26
So you both got screwed.
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Comments (23)
Leeono 26
So you both got screwed.
JasonThorn 23
You might be better off. Now you get to fire your wife for adultery.
TeachAllTheMath 19
Now you have more time to sleep with your boss’s wife? Trying to look for a bright side here...
ohsnapword 21
I'm guessing that this is not what you meant when you asked your boss for a raise...
Chazzster 32
Spread the love - Inform the wife of your boss of what you found out.
Glowworm56 27
This is just plain wrong.
tonyfan00 38
Time to call a lawyer!
arioch_fml 20
*Que ring tone from bosses phone*
tonyfan00 38
<I>"I can't talk right now. I'm uh, in a meeting. Can you call me back later?"</I>
arioch_fml 20
Damn it! Well call me back as soon as you ca-.. ... hey wait a minute, you're not in a meeting! *Hangs up*
arioch_fml 20
Anyone else have problems with people replying to comments? portion of the time I see the notification pop up and then no response shows when I check the app.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
This is so clishè I doubt this is real...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you gathered evidence that your boss was having an affair with your wife, take it to somebody higher up and watch that douchebag get ruined. Oh, and throw that backstabbing ***** to the curb with all of her belongings.