Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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Top comments
Terezi 0
Maybe she sent it to the wrong person by accident.
HahaHokayThen 10
calm down. maybe she was drunk. haha
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Comments (201)
Igor_g5 0
Either ignore it or take her up on it.
jerseydevils1234 0
I think you should discuss that with your husband, see what he has to say.... lol
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Chances are she sent it to you by accident.
nikkired 0
Go for it, could be a raise and some fun :)
fastasstang 0
that's hot haha
gunman15 4
agreed
Flutist 3
On account her boss is a girl, I doubt anything will be "raised" during their tryst.
jayemdoubleyou 1
That's hot.
TheB0a 5
Just ignore her. If she asks say you never got any texts, if she asks right there and then just tell her your HAPPiLY married. Simple.
amerwin 3
It looks like you are going to have to hot-scissor your way out of that situation.
RC4524 0
Don't acknowledge it in case it was a mistake. But save it in case It wasn't and things turn bad.
IsBitchBetter 1
It's sexual harrassment, it's wrong and illegal. Don't even tell your boss no, go straight to HR. You shouldn't have to fear for your job. You are being made to feel uncomfortable and are the victim here.
zenti 2
This. I really hope the OP comes here and reads your comment. OP, save the text message just in case.
Poepiepiesie 3
You people are typical american *****. Where i live we would A. experiment, B. Turn her down politely. Would you really want to **** up someone's life so bad that she loses her job and probably won't get hired anywhere else? Don't listen to these people.
Flutist 3
If the Op doesn't know who it was sent to then she should ask her boss. A straightforward discussion might clear this up. If the boss doesn't bring it up again then it was obviously not meant for you or a drunken mistake. The boss is HUMAN and as such the Op needs to realize that sometimes people do foolish things. If anything, Op should be flattered someone thinks she is attractive and wants her. A lot of people, married or unmarried, remain unattractive to the opposite and same sex. If she meant it, then the boss will continue to send texts or do something "suggestive" to hint to Op. If anything, make sure to loudly state how happily married you are, so the boss will get it (if there is anything to get) that you wouldn't cheat.
elmorous 0
I'll bet it was a prank. She may have been out with someone you both know, and they sent the text from her phone. It happens all the time.
greatnt249 0
Pretty dumb ******* prank, especially if the prank-ees are your subordinates.