Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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WikedWaffle 0
Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Was it very cheesy ?
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Comments (251)
hellokitty45_fml 0
Block her. That should solve the problem.
kayla22098 3
You cant just 'block' a person texting you.
Dante17 6
Yes u can, if u have a Droid or a similar phone, there r apps for that now, and for calls too
EJR9090 0
yea u can iblacklist :D works like a charm
xxxkittykatxxx 0
You can on Sprint as well. Just text the whole # to 9999. Verizon is a bit more complicated...You can on Sprint as well. Just text the whole # to 9999. Verizon is a bit more complicated...
YaboyVinnie 21
Send her back a text with just 'K'.
lovelydarlings 6
Or tell her you're lactose intolerant.
Majstr 23
Good one!
phoebe333 2
Does she love cheese or you the most. Do you know who the stalker is at least?
AmethystRain 20
Gouda luck with that.
Molord1 0
I see what you did there...
TheNewGuy03 29
For some reason, I pictured Mario saying this. While jumping. To his death. "Gouda luck with thaaaaaaa--" *game over*
Bblock 5
"It aint easy being cheesy."
im_bored_tired 12
call. the. cops. now. DO IT MAN! DO IT!
BrianAlarcon 0
Call the cops for her texting him about cheese?! Im pretty sure he would be the one getting arrested for waisting their time...
KushMastaDisasta 3
Careful 59, the grammar police may arrest you if anything.
ikickgingers 15
Ha
flipfloperson 5
WIN
leadman1989 16
Was it ke$ha?
leadman1989 16
There was a good possibility it was ke$ha. Come on people.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
There's a good possibility it could be Jesus as well, but nobody's suggesting that.
WCARlover 35
She sounds perfectly normal:)
perdix 31
Did that make you hard like Asiago or soft like Mozzerella?