Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3 year old future niece was combing my hair while I was watching a movie with the future in-laws. She kept leaving saying she was going to "go get the comb wet". I assumed she meant in the bathroom sink. Turns out she was just going around behind the couch and licking it. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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I wish i had a million monies 3
at least you have a moustache, im a guy and i cant grow facial hair.
Cleo Waters 3
Hehe children can be so funny, don't take it too hard, if she looks up to you, she'll want one too :D
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I wish i had a million monies 3
at least you have a moustache, im a guy and i cant grow facial hair.
MidnaLink 35
Can we swap bodies then? I like beards on other guys, but hate having one myself.
Kingwolf1989 4
Roflmao nice real nice cx
Cleo Waters 3
Hehe children can be so funny, don't take it too hard, if she looks up to you, she'll want one too :D
RichardPencil 32
I hope she got your nose hairs as well.
chessu 21
One is not like the others... (Holocaust and vaccines - yes, an idiot. But 9/11 has a substantial amount of evidence that no one should be 100% sure that it wasn't an inside job..)
SmittyJA24 26
(In Mr Myaggi voice:) Wax on, mustache off.
Cali 57
Nice one!
The Book of David 1
You can tolerate your facial hair, shave it off, or wear it with pride. But at least be aware of it. Look on the bright side: your niece did her deed in a private setting, as a gesture of care and respect.
IHaveThePower 18
If you have a full beard, you could consider growing it out and putting decorations in it. When I was a wee He-Man fan, one of my magazines featured a Sihk girl with PCOS who'd decided to do that, since her faith said she shouldn't have to shave to look pretty.