Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
borkchop1992 15
your girlfriend is one weird girl.
slitherbomb 0
Good. You can message her or something because no one cares about seeing that shit.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
She might not be weird.. how long have you two been dating? Have you said it to her face yet? Cause if you've been dating for a week, being creeped out is justifiable. Clingy guys are super annoying. If it's a solid relationship, then she's crazy.
fanceh 10
yeah, if it was posted on facebook, ***** getting real.
BehindU 5
how many times have you told her you love her
n_epic_fail 14
why is she "weird?" depending on the length of their relationship "I love you's" shouldn't be dropped anywhere and everywhere like its nothing.
Keyman1212 14
Im drunk so you coulda said this at any stage of the relationsihop and she woulda freaked out. I maean I'm telling girls I don't know that I love them and they say u love you back based on how mych alcohol we've both had. my bad. I don't normally post drunk so enjoy it
fabian21 0
You posted a romantic message on her public wall which was recieved negatively.. No one wants to see that, get an inbox.
beerhead 0
It seems like OPs gf got commitment issues
Alexisthebestest 16
It sounds like a commitment problem to me. Just give it a while OP, she'll come around once she's comfortable around you :)
Friaza 29
It's not just guys you know. Why does everything always turn into some form of descrimination...
iluvboobies 9
Don't be too harsh on her OP. She had a hard day: first the doctor lifted her shirt to check her heartbeat during routine exam, and then it made her so depressed that now she's going to need a new stronger antidepressant with a $100 copay.
iluvboobies 9
'Stalker' is such a harsh word! I prefer 'boundary challenged'.
Finn_the_human 5
There's got to be more to this story that your not telling us. If not then she's just weird.
ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
tsume24 3
what I wouldn't give for my boyfriend to write nice things on my Facebook wall once in a while...OP's girlfriend is completely ungrateful /:
forkphoe 0
Your picture makes me horny. ;3
LuHGiiiT 11
81 - Ew.. what the? What would provoke someone to not only feel that way about either picture above, but to go out of their way to tell the person? *Shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
She/he maybe likes spiderman and buttsex?
LaydiexSkull 3
-89, 81 is just expressing himself.
ShannyAK 16
You should of wrote it on someone else's wall
Fmlano 16
written*
minichamp116 8
more like she is paranoid..............
MrleClochard 4
More like OP is Ted Mosby from How I met your mother..
Majstr 23
More like he is writing this everywhere.
zcheema17 0
Lol..DUMP HER!!
Docbee 11
You can do better
limeyemilyy 0
Maybe "I love yous" are better/less "stalkerish" in person than on facebook between you two.
Zya_fml 8
What?
Millseh 0
She was trying to say... If OP were to tell his girlfriend that he loves her IN REAL LIFE as opposed to on Facebook that it would be less stalkerish. Which is still bullshit.
Zombie_Cotton 1
Excuse me number 6, I just have to let you know, you have the most awesome picture I have ever seen on this website.
yummylicious 5
Penis.
nancy520xd 0
Say it in person instead If she still thinks it's creepy dump her
layz_fml 0
agreed & nice picture of TOP #8
nancy520xd 0
Ahha. He's hot (:
nucky_fml 5
All stalkers have to start somewhere
mikaylajarvis 0
lol love that comment!!!!!!
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
nucky_fml 5
Or looking for an excuse to break up to be with someone else
TraceCase_ 19
Yup, cheating or ashamed of you. Either way, it's bad news.