Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Heartbreak Hotel
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Oh, hi Sharon!
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Than write an anonymous break up letter.
Okayitwasme 0
I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.
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Comments (91)
marleybarley 0
not all that fmly
TeamCatastrophe 3
Wtf kind of comment?.... okay. well.. FYl
Okayitwasme 0
I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.
rexgar2000 10
Just say that you wrote it to the wrong girl. maybe that'll stop her.
n_epic_fail 14
Just be happy someone cares... But keep 911 on speed dial just in case.
silvercamaro 22
I hope not for whoever wrote its sake
airforce987 20
Solution to your problem OP: Facebook status "to whoever sent my ex that letter, stop. She thinks it's from me and won't be convinced otherwise. Trust me, you don't want her anyway, this situation is proof."
kyarush 10
Seems legit
graham11 14
OP has 99 problems and bitch is one..
candice22_fml 4
Her other creepy, stalkerish, split personality wrote it, sent it to herself, and now she's convinced it's him
desireev 18
Lmao That sucks!! It's time to find a girlfriend you love to make out with.... In front of her... Every time you see her... Lmao
StoryOfTheYear 15
Omg, like lol.
kaprookie 3
Until him and his girlfriend end up rotting a freezer in her basement.
Torva_fml 16
Rotting In a freezer? Didn't think that could happen.
geon_olam 17
He never said it was plugged in...
Jovecove 13
I suggest op gets a restraining order on her... 50miles would do the trick.
graham11 14
Go for it 83.. Right on the money
DaniPandi 22
Well, this is gonna take some explaining. FYL.
honeyluv0218 4
Lol she probably wrote it herself n reads it to herself pretending it's from u
uFayel 6
Aw man! Good luck trying to avoid her op.
builditbetter09 3
Or op can walk upend punch her inthe sucker :D if he doesn't mind jail.
builditbetter09 3
LMAO idgaf if I'm buried for this, but just because you have a pussy doesn't give you the right to ruin lives and cause trouble without suffering the same consequences a male would. Equal opportunity right?
PennyLane27 32
She probably wrote it herself!
twifan1901 0
Interesting theory (btw penny lane like the Beatles song?)
PennyLane27 32
TWI-It's pretty probable. I've seen my share of 'those kind' of girls... Some are more Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs than Toucan Sam! You can't put much past them. And yes, Beatles.. The song was stuck in my head when I created my account :o)
ipodlover1995 0
But...toucan Sam likes froot loops, not coco puffs.
PennyLane27 32
Good catch- Sonny, is what I meant *shrugs* One of those 80s-tastic cereal birds. ;)
Buttsexpirate 9
Than write an anonymous break up letter.
BrokenDreamer24 15
OP should be sure to type it, not write it since his crazy ex probably knows his hand writing. And if that doesn't work... Well... OP should... RUN!
AngrehPirate 0
You deserve a medal fellow pirate
ayooBrandon 12
You say it like you didnt
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
She's not just A problem, she's a CRAZZYY problem.
ThorneCrossed 9
You probably wrote it while you were sleep walking, sleep eating, and sleep masturbating.
KMtheDrummer 6
AT THE SAME TIME