Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
WikedWaffle 0
Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Was it very cheesy ?
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Comments (251)
sweetheartxoxo88 7
Looks like it's time to call The Rat Patrol.
allthatremains25 0
If she still eats string cheese she's too young for you.
NightForever 2
I'm 20 and I eat string cheese because it tastes good. What does this have to do with the FML anyway? Clearly the girl is a bit eccentric and that's why he doesn't want to be with her, not because of the cheese.
allthatremains25 0
Calm down. Its just a stupid comment? You don't need to get all serious and put a long ass comment about string cheese being an adult food . Chill.
Bartimists 8
Is she hot that's what matters
ONExLOVE_fml 4
It aint easy being cheesey! Lol
McLovin30 2
Wtf?
wieners11 4
Like the jersey shore with mike
FailureFYL 0
She's probably fat
stardusk1 0
Shes a keeperXD
hawaiian2393 0
If she tells you how she feels about u over a txt then SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO haha
amayalives4music 1
HAHAHAHHAHA. GOOD ONE. "if she still uses coloring books...SHES TO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO." that's my favorite one lol....
hawaiian2393 0
Haha if she still has training wheels on her bike then SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO haha
Impulseforyou 6
thats really creepy...oddly it reminds me of the girl names unis on shes the man. lmfao but seriously FYL.