Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
WikedWaffle 0
Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Was it very cheesy ?
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Comments (251)
a6h311h0und 1
be lucky yu were compared to cheese nd not candy. cheese is the sexiest food ever, but FYL either way xD
SGT_DBL 15
Am I the only one thinking that if this girl needs to stalk people to get a date and she likes cheese this much, then the real issue here is probably that she happens to be fat? I think the soultion here is a referral to Weight Watchers or some other effort along those lines.
yummcookie 0
To be fair, cheese is AWESOME!
BananaInspector 1
She sounds amazing!!
himeeho 2
Please tell me you didn't read it all
purplelavenders 0
Haha wowww obsessed much? XD
exohazard 6
Oh gods shes fat isnt she...
jerico616 14
Buy a gun and keep it with you!! Next thing you know, you'll wake up in a bathtub of ice, missing a kidney, with a note saying that she just wanted a piece of you to take with her!
kitkatknicknack 12
How cheese-y
loserman67 36
Maybe if you showered a little more often you wouldn't smell like a combination of cheddar, gorgonzola and ass crack????