rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Anonymous
Makati, Philippines
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
story of my life
Partyblocked
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Brilliant...
United Kingdom
Lower your expectations
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Anonymous
United States
I hate surprises
Today, my husband and kids apparently forgot my birthday. I was so happy at first because I have always hated my birthday, and thought it could just be another day on the calendar. No. They planned and threw a massive surprise party for me when I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Thomas
Canada
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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TheMadScientist 13
Awesome kids!
takanuva0123 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Next time don't lose them..
LiveLaughFML 10
kids..they do the cutest things. ;) anyone else have trouble clicking this FML from their mobile device?
everybodyluvsMEN 0
She didn't... They took them
pickles1994 18
Now give them a reward :P
1221jamw 11
10- don't reply to #1 if it's not replying to number 1 you moron.
LiveLaughFML 10
#24 you moron, you're not replying to 1 either. why don't you worry about yourself, bro?
kenjames 4
You should thank them. If it weren't for them, you wouldn't be getting your "lost" keys back.
facilitator 0
25,26- you're not repling to 1 either, so what good are you?
Keyman1212 14
Stealing is just borrowing without asking!
LaughinStock 16
Neither are you 29
LaughinStock 16
Neither are you 42 :D yes I'm crazy lol
MrleClochard 4
29- they are having a discussion concerning a previous post in reply to 1 which actually wasn't a reply, but just an effort to have a comment to the FML at the top of the list.
eminemchick 19
well at least they gave it back? idk but if thats your only birthday present FYL
YourEvilHero 12
give them a grounding or make them cook you dinner if youre old enough
CompettiveCheer 0
They're just being generous.
marmlr339 14
#1 - the point being made was that the kids stole the keys, so they could give her them for her birthday
fakeaccountX 6
They could've given you worse things.
xoconnie 8
get over it gosh!
eminemchick 19
Did anyone else read 91's comment in napoleon dynamite's voice?
hillsidehorror 5
put them in the cage my parent put me in
tuckerharbaugh 0
you sir, are the voice of god.
lipfullacope 0
Ami the only one who also read this rage comic on reddit?
hannahmorgan06 7
hahaha clever kids.
TheSchizoPsycho 5
I did!!! Kill kids!!!
TheMadScientist 13
Awesome kids!
Sweej 1
Wow, that's actually a very cool present... I mean, nowadays there are a lot of the same type of gifts, and by giving you keys, they're being very original!!
kelsey_katie 17
I want to meet your children op! They sound awesome! Hahaha
eminemchick 19
off topic but where did the mom's cellphone fml go?:/
YourEvilHero 12
if they're old enough* hopefully nobody noticed ~_~
MichellinMan 20
Rotten little thieves...
flagg1888 3
And they kept your present a secret for a whole week!! Grats on that alone
yummayy_ 11
Hey!! Today is my birthday too!
n_epic_fail 14
that could have decided on no gift :) haha u got the keys back...
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Watch out, your kids are Kleptomaniacs!!
sheethapins 13
If they were kleptos, they wouldn't have given the keys back.
MichellinMan 20
Why so many thumbs down? This guy was obviously joking.
everybodyluvsMEN 0
I don't know D: Lol
bball234 6
they might need to, "lose," something as well.
ComTlancy 12
Yeah! Like their virginity?
bball234 6
no like their favorite toy or something. and no i didnt mean limbs people. geez.
tylersign 11
The first thing that came to my mind was viginity too xD *commence thumbs down storm*
oops_im_fucked 8
You want to be thumbed down?
schaflava 0
I'll do one better. I'll volunteer to thumb **** you.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Bball234- your pic cracks me up every time
GrooveSponge 0
Some kids ya got there:/ I wouldn't say this is an FML though...could've been a lot worse!
xgirlofglassx 4
Sounds like something I would've done as a child ^^
takeapieandrun 9
Hopefully you didn't order a new one since they cost a lot.
AliSama 17
I think you are a pessimist. They probably found it and had no money to buy you a gift so they surprised you by giving you what you lost. Nothing wrong with that.
takanuva0123 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
How thoughtful
seenyou 3
love your name