Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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WikedWaffle 0
Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Was it very cheesy ?
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Comments (251)
scoobyluv 0
who doesn't love cheese I sure as hell do...YUMMY!
leannecloveryau 11
omg. that's scary.
icic6772 0
Huh
tj4234 36
at least she took the time and effort! She sounds like a real keeper. Could be worse. Until not long ago my friend was stalked by this girl who kept texting him random crap such as 'my horse needs new shoes', 'I'm having period pains' whilst spending 10 hours a day phoning either him or phoning his friends asking where he was...
FarSide 23
A real keeper? Yeah, but only in a locked basement closet.
tj4234 36
yeah exactly :D
Athga 0
She sounds fat.
atlanta_lex 0
Uhh what a psycho
mrbaka 4
all I can say to OP is RUN like the wind..
HomeAl0ne 20
Venezuelan beaver cheese, mmmmmmm.
JPChiQYaya 0
Wow Your Lucky ; Cheese It Awesomee .
JPChiQYaya 0
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Btreasure 8
I sent my bf a 24pg text telling him how much I love him and appreciate him. Unfortunately it woke him in the midlle of the nigh(morning) but that's okay he called me and we had a nice chat. Were still together!
TheNewGuy03 29
Cool story, sis.
FarSide 23
Now isn't that special.
Btreasure 8
Well I was really just saying that my excessive texting skills are far mor superior to some stalker b!tch
NuckinFutz 4
Nobody gives a shit. I hate when people tell a story on their comment. Either comment on the FML or gtfo of here.
Btreasure 8
If you have such a problem with what I say in my comments then you gtfo! I'll say whatever the hell i want relevant or not! In fact...BANANA CREAM PIE!! F*CK YOU B*TCH!!
laceyanneman 7
Agreeee